It's interesting that many who feel Woody is fairly clumsy and uncoordinated also feel he has the ability to poke a player in the eye intentionally at will whenever he wants to. If he's doing this intentionally, he must have the skills of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee combined....to be able to hit his mark every time like Mr. Yamaguchi in The Karate Kid. As far as I know, he hasn't been called for fouls or been seen poking / hitting players on other parts of their faces on a regular basis. Perhaps he's more like a rattlesnake who waits to strike and then has the coordination to hit his spot every time??
I don't know with absolute certainty that the eye pokes are not intentional, I just find it nearly impossible to believe he has the ability to carry them out intentionally. If so, we're way, WAY underestimating the guys dexterity.