JD, in all seriousness, just put more ads on the site. I read a study the other day that the average person is exposed to over 1,000 advertising impressions in an average 30 minute car commute. Now undoubtedly that was in a larger city and wouldn't hold true for someone in NeckMoines, but the point remains true.
The human mind is an amazing instrument. It has the ability to filter out all that worthless **** and focus on only the stuff you want. Think about it, how many billboards did you pass on the way home from work today? How many of them can you describe? Probably not too many. Quick, tell me what the ad is for on the right hand side of the screen as you read this. You probably can't unless you cheat a peak.
Unless an ad is of the pop up variety, or audio variety they really don't interfere with our ability to use the site. Sure we might have to look a tad bit harder to find the content we want, but we sill find it, and at a relative convenience. Will there be those that complain, sure, but you and I both know nothing can be done about that. If they don't complain about ads, they complain about the OT board, or a poster they don't like, or the fact their mommy didn't love them enough when they were little. That's what complainers do, they complain. And if you run a business trying to make everyone happy you'll go mad, or madder...
I belong to a couple of "free boards" (one of which I can't name here

) that are hosted on completely ad supported platforms. It's not unusual to have an ad actually imbedded inside a posted message. Does that inhibit the messages impact or my usage of the forums? No, I simply adapted, everyone else would as well.