Back the truck up here, Homer. My portfolio did pretty well last year, so immediately after realizing a nice gain on a trade, I immediately sent HappyChef close to 2 grand for 2010 tickets and for some repayments bince I got a little behind on my 2009 tickets and was having a hard time getting around Ma to funnel the cash out (she would not be a happy camper if she knew what tickets cost so I do what any good husband would do in that situation and abide by the rule of "what Ma don't know don't hurt her"). So I went to all this trouble to get my ETrade account set up to cut a check to HappyChef (so Ma wouldn't notice anything amiss bince the account was up so much), had the check cut and he was compensated IN FULL for my 2010 tickets, but after receiving the check, he said, and I quote, "Well, that covers the juice on the 2009 tickets that I fronted you (note this was like 3 tickets) and now that you've covered the vig, let me know when I can expect payment on the 2010 tickets." Fact is, the guy didn't come out of pocket at all on the tickets when I didn't go to games, and for all I know he had a bunch of Wisconsin, ISU and OSU fans in the seats during those games and he printed cash. I paid in full for 2010 tickets and only went to TWO home games. Dude should be begging me to sit with him, but instead he does this crap.
And then tonight, I guess he was reading my threads on here, so he sends me an email with these pictures of me and this fatty who was all over me one night at the bar like 5 years ago with the subject line "Mess with me and I will text these to your wife." So I call Ma up and tell her to go ahead and buy whatever smart phone she wants tomorrow morning (but to change her number) and she says she wants to keep the same number. So now I'm pretty much boned.