OK4P is getting what he deserves

I have come to the conclusion that Happy Chef and OK4P are one in the same.

Its not much but it might just be enough, they both have the same constant spelling error.

OK4P
"Back the truck up here, Homer. My portfolio did pretty well last year, so immediately after realizing a nice gain on a trade, I immediately sent HappyChef close to 2 grand for 2010 tickets and for some repayments bince I got a little behind on my 2009 tickets and was having a hard time getting around Ma to funnel the cash out (she would not be a happy camper if she knew what tickets cost so I do what any good husband would do in that situation and abide by the rule of "what Ma don't know don't hurt her"). So I went to all this trouble to get my ETrade account set up to cut a check to HappyChef (so Ma wouldn't notice anything amiss bince the account was up so much)..."

HappyChef
"The best post here is Tyler Sash's: OK4P USED to sit in the back row. Now he has to sit with the unwashed in end zone seats. I could really care less where he goes, bince he probably will call last minute to tell me his wife is making him go to the opera or something."
 
remohawk said:
I have come to the conclusion that Happy Chef and OK4P are one in the same.

Its not much but it might just be enough, they both have the same constant spelling error.

OK4P
"Back the truck up here, Homer. My portfolio did pretty well last year, so immediately after realizing a nice gain on a trade, I immediately sent HappyChef close to 2 grand for 2010 tickets and for some repayments bince I got a little behind on my 2009 tickets and was having a hard time getting around Ma to funnel the cash out (she would not be a happy camper if she knew what tickets cost so I do what any good husband would do in that situation and abide by the rule of "what Ma don't know don't hurt her"). So I went to all this trouble to get my ETrade account set up to cut a check to HappyChef (so Ma wouldn't notice anything amiss bince the account was up so much)..."

HappyChef
"The best post here is Tyler Sash's: OK4P USED to sit in the back row. Now he has to sit with the unwashed in end zone seats. I could really care less where he goes, bince he probably will call last minute to tell me his wife is making him go to the opera or something."
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I noticed that as well and Jon was asked for clarification of this matter, and none was given. I therfore ask the court to rule that OK4P and Happy are one and the same, there by ruling this argument inconsequential and I also ask the court to use it's own judgement when considering the sanity of the two parties involved.
 
This is kinda like the Coker thread. If Coker was a nerdy fat kid that has season tickets to Northwestern and not Iowa.
 
I predict Happy Chef gets a DUI on his way to the Tennessee Tech game, chokes to death on jailhouse chicken that night, and never sets his fat a$$ down inside of Kinnick ever again.
 
remohawk said:
I have come to the conclusion that Happy Chef and OK4P are one in the same.

Its not much but it might just be enough, they both have the same constant spelling error.

OK4P
"Back the truck up here, Homer. My portfolio did pretty well last year, so immediately after realizing a nice gain on a trade, I immediately sent HappyChef close to 2 grand for 2010 tickets and for some repayments bince I got a little behind on my 2009 tickets and was having a hard time getting around Ma to funnel the cash out (she would not be a happy camper if she knew what tickets cost so I do what any good husband would do in that situation and abide by the rule of "what Ma don't know don't hurt her"). So I went to all this trouble to get my ETrade account set up to cut a check to HappyChef (so Ma wouldn't notice anything amiss bince the account was up so much)..."

HappyChef
"The best post here is Tyler Sash's: OK4P USED to sit in the back row. Now he has to sit with the unwashed in end zone seats. I could really care less where he goes, bince he probably will call last minute to tell me his wife is making him go to the opera or something."
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The court has listened to, and carefully weighed, all arguments supporting OK4P and HappyChef are the same person. While I acknowledge there is some very compelling evidence at this point I find it not sufficient to compel either party to submit to a computer DNA test (IP address). Further I order all records related to the matter be sealed immediately. Release of such records by any party will result in serious penalty including imprisonment and permanent prole status.

Our justice system is in place to protect our citizens from unreasonable intrusion by the state and release of any records pertaining to the true identities of these two online personas would certainly be judged to be unreasonable intrusion. The internet, and message boards in general, were founded for three reasons.

1) To allow for the easy transmission and viewing of pornographic materials.
2) To allow losers still living in mom’s basement to speak with hot and horny chicks through chat rooms.
3) To allow 350 pound truck drivers named Earl to pose as anyone they want (for example a hot and horny chick who thinks living in mom’s basement is sexy and cool) while on-line.

This veil of anonymity is crucial to the survival of the world of the interwebz. After all, if we are forced to be online who we are in real life, then what’s the point of hiding from our real lives online?

I order the real identity of OK4P and HappyChef to be sealed immediately!
 
olddude said:
I noticed that as well and Jon was asked for clarification of this matter, and none was given. I therfore ask the court to rule that OK4P and Happy are one and the same, there by ruling this argument inconsequential and I also ask the court to use it's own judgement when considering the sanity of the two parties involved.
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Jon Miller is OK4P and HappyChef and NotDuffMan.
 
FalseMirage said:
I predict Happy Chef gets a DUI on his way to the Tennessee Tech game, chokes to death on jailhouse chicken that night, and never sets his fat a$$ down inside of Kinnick ever again.
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Hmm. I wonder who would be entitled to the soon-to-be-late HappyChef's ducats under this scenario?
 
Hawkfromnorwalk said:
I don't get it. Who's sleeping with who?
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Here is what I have concluded, OK4P is Happy and when he refers to "ma" I beleive that to be one of his five fingered appendages. So in essence OK4P is sleeping with Happy, who is sleeping with "ma" who is actually Ok4P. The court has ruled the record sealed, so I have no proof, but my opinion falls under my 1st amendment.
 
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okeefe4prez said:
Why does this have to turn into a personal attack on me? Could I stand to lose some weight? Yeah. But look, we have (had) 4 tickets between the two of us so we weren't encroaching on anyone else's space and we used the two extras to get liquored up at halftime. The fat people who occupy two seats should have as much class as we do and Kinnick should institute Southwest Airlines style seating wherein if you can't walk through a template of an average sized fan, you should have to buy two tickets.
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Sounds like you guys throw a wrench into the whole "sell out" thing. Lose some weight so those seats can have butts in them!
 
Frankly, you both sound like a couple of d-bags and I'm glad I don't have to sit next to either one of you. Can't you take your lovers
quarrel somewhere else. What's next, you gonna fight over who has the biggest ....
 
olddude said:
Here is what I have concluded, OK4P is Happy and when he refers to "ma" I beleive that to be one of his five fingered appendages. So in essence OK4P is sleeping with Happy, who is sleeping with "ma" who is actually Ok4P. The court has ruled the record sealed, so I have no proof, but my opinion falls under my 1st amendment.
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While you have the right to free speech you don't have it in this court room. Any further outbursts by you and I will hold you in contempt!
 
DuffMan said:
While you have the right to free speech you don't have it in this court room. Any further outbursts by you and I will hold you in contempt!
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To late, I already hold myself in contempt for being one of the 3,000 some odd views of this post.
 
olddude said:
To late, I already hold myself in contempt for being one of the 3,000 some odd views of this post.
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You sir are out of order. I hold you in contempt of this court. You are hereby confined to the Marcus Coker Redshirt Thread until you have read it in its entirety.
 
IATAILG8ER said:
Frankly, you both sound like a couple of d-bags and I'm glad I don't have to sit next to either one of you. Can't you take your lovers
quarrel somewhere else. What's next, you gonna fight over who has the biggest ....
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New personna, OK4P, Happy Chef, JonDMiller, whoever? :eek:
 
FalseMirage said:
We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
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Careful, my gavel is huge and I'm not afraid to use it.

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