I saw _______ on a ______, he'll be starting by midseason.

[DuffMan]

I saw Homer practice making a 3 page post breaking down our depth at long snapper, he'll be starting this season.

 

[HawkAttack]

I saw Ricky Stanzi sippin' some Purple Drank, Vandenburg will be starting by mid-season.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I saw no one who will dismiss the Les Jepsen talk by midseason.

 

[Hawke]

I dreamed I saw St. Augustine,
alive as you or me
tearing through these quarters
in the utmost misery
and he'll be starting
by midseason.

 

[Palpatine]

Think I saw Les Jepsen, but realized it was a different thread, that will continue all season.

 

[clicheusername3]

I saw Snakes on a Plane, and knew it would be starting on TNT 2 days after it came out on DVD.

 

[BradBanks02]

Doug-E-Fresh, pile of money.

 

[McNutty]

I saw Steve Miller on a Big ol' Jet Airliner he won't be carried too far away.

 

[H8IAST8]

I saw Jewel Hampton jog up the stairs when he came to answer the door, he'll be starting next season.

Andrew Logue
Des Moines Register

 

[LutherHawk]

I saw Willie Guy on tv committing to the Hawkeyes in '86, he'll be starting (Community College) before the season.

 

[LutherHawk]

I saw Stanzi leading the charge at the battle of Sterling along side William Wallace on a white horse yelling 'freeeeeedooommmmm', he'll be knighted by midseason.

 

[untilthegameis1]

i saw julian vandervelde singing karaoke, he'll be the most multi-talented hawkeye by midseason.

 

[simohawk]

I dreamed I saw St. Augustine,
alive as you or me
tearing through these quarters
in the utmost misery
and he'll be starting
by midseason.

Blanket underneath his arms? Coat of solid gold?

 

[EddyP]

I saw a dead rat with a perm on a moped today and yes he was yoked and will be starting by the time OSU comes to Kinnick.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

I saw Dan McGuire on a talk show, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

I saw John Beuter , he had his eye on a pool stick, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[IATrainMaster101]

I saw Jake Christen, on a roll out bed, he was frozen.

 

[Benddontbreak]

I saw a thread titled "whats the stross thread about", and it dismisses the Les Jepsen talk.

 

[ThCatch]

I saw a man with seven wives, he'll be in St. Ives by midseason.

 

[Scarecrow]

I saw Karl Klug fist pumpin with the Situation on the Jersey Shore, he'll be hookin up with Snookie by mid season.