I saw _______ on a ______, he'll be starting by midseason.

[skinnykilmer17]

I saw Ricky Stanzi on a pony crossing over the border into Canada, he'll be starting for Edmonton by midseason.

 

[HawkfaninWA]

I saw Tarp sucking down some Whities ice cream, he'll be starting by midseason.

Side note: the Coker and Vandenberg's mom are my favorites so far. Nice work.

 

[HawkfaninWA]

I saw Reisner on a moped, he'll be starting at midseason . . . oh wait.

 

[Hawke]

I saw Broderick Binns at a preliminary hearing, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I saw Homer practice making a 3 page post breaking down our depth at long snapper, he'll be starting this season.

Now that's funny!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I saw KOK tinkering with Ricky's "out" pick-six pass, that play will be ousted by midseason.



I saw Kirk Ferentz's shipment of Big Red gum come in, HE'S READY!!!!

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Poggi on a Tri Delt, he'll be on penicillin until midseason.

 

[latrans]

I saw Poggi on a Tri Delt, he'll be on penicillin until midseason.

Nice!

 

[hawkeyescott]

I saw Poggi on a Tri Delt, he'll be on penicillin until midseason.

This is the winner right here, Duff you have out done yourself with this one compared to Coker on the fat girl.

 

[cincyhawk]

I saw an NCAA investigator heading to Alabama (Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina) on a freight train to investigate allegations of misconduct, he'll be starting by midseason.

I saw a three-legged, blind dog touring the Cyclones practice facilities on a Segway with Star Trek stickers on it, he'll be starting by midseason.

I saw an old man with a Sun Belt Conference jacket touring the I.S.U. campus on a trip to inspect and possibly write up an offer of membership to the SBC saying, he'll be starting by midseason.

I saw a BCS pundit writing in Iowa as the National Champs on a pre-season prediction website, about voting?, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[NeilDiamond]

I saw my beer bong on a garage shelf, it'll be flowing by mid-season

 

[DuffMan]

I saw the KoK bashers on scouts website, they will be starting by midseason.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I saw Poggi on a Tri Delt, he'll be on penicillin until midseason.

Winner! Well done DuffMan!

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I saw my beer bong on a garage shelf, it'll be flowing by mid-season

I saw NeilDiamond's tailgate location on a map, and I'll be there with two cases by mid-season.

 

[hawkihayes]

I saw James Ferentz drinking a beer and destroying public property and he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[JLoss]

July 21st, 2008:

I saw Shonn Green on a furniture store couch, he'll be strarting by mid season

 

[HawkAttack]

I saw Terrelle Pryor killin and stealin from everyone, you and me, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[Firehawk11]

I saw a 40 ton whale on a sailboat, he'll be starting by midseason

 

[Scotttyd]

I saw Marvin Austin on a private plane, he definitely won't be starting for UNC by mid-season.

 

[DJL]

I saw Ricky Stanzi's new rap video "America, love it or leave it" He will be starting by mid-season