Presser Update Thread

[DBAHawkFan]

He called this PC to state the same things he said 16 years ago

 

[Hawk90]

Is a frontal lobotomy necessary to become an Iowa sports journalist?

 

[chadfrey]

"Why did you call this press conference and what was the message you wanted to get across?"

"My sense is we needed to talk."

 

[1977Hawkeye]

Jon Miller ‏@HawkeyeNation 6s6 seconds ago "My measurement is not always wins and losses, but how we are playing. We are trying to be the best we can be"

best one yet

When you're being paid $4M per year, it darn well BETTER be about wins and losses. And don't you think that W/L and how you're playing go hand in hand?

FFS, Kirk.

 

[herkytime]

This entire presser was a waste.

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

reason for the press conference? ...I felt that like with the depth chart, that we need to talk" ugh,agh, ouch

 

[DBAHawkFan]

Those players are retired Kirk

 

[herkytime]

Dallas Clark reference +1

 

[DBAHawkFan]

Johnny Cornstalk from New Hampton, Iowa will be our starting WR next year. Great story, similar to Dallas Clark....except the NFL ability

 

[cincyhawk]

4 more years!

 

[Sparky]

PAINT THE TOWER! PAINT THE TOWER! PAINT THE TOWER!

 

[herkytime]

Johnny Cornstalk from New Hampton, Iowa will be our starting WR next year. Great story, similar to Dallas Clark....except the NFL ability

So nothing like Dallas Clark when it comes to football.

 

[528646]

Congrats, the program is officially a punchline to a not very funny joke. ISU, for as pathetic as their results may be, at least gives the outward appearance of trying to get competitive.

You suck, Ferentz. You suck at your job - if you continue to refuse to get out of the way, I'm going to start to suspect you suck as a person, too.

 

[Xerxes]

'Still coaching the way I coached 16 years ago'

And there lies the problem coach.

 

[MinnHawk89]

OK Kirk, we got it.. you've been our coach for 16 years.

 

[Sparky]

PAINT THE TOWER! PAINT THE TOWER!

 

[DBAHawkFan]

We'll never be a spread team, score all those points like those other teams

we believe in defense

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

"I have paramount beliefs that are consistent with winning"..."we have high hopes that JR and CJ will be the Dallas Clark, or Aaron Rodgers of the packers story"

 

[HawkMD2007]

What's everyone drinking right now?

 

[herkytime]

He is so far behind the times it's crazy. Prepare yourself for another dumpster fire next year.