NottiBoy
Banned
From what I hear he is quite entertaining, he better be since the Cubs are probably looking at another 100 loss season.
The audition went something like this:
Okay, now we're going to have you recite some lines...say "he swings, and Castro grounds into a 4-6-3 double play", "3-2 the count, runners on first and second, no outs...here's the pitch from Baker, and that ball is out of here!", and "and with the bases loaded, Samardzija has just issued a walk to send the go-ahead run across the plate".
One more thing: can you please say "Cubs lose", and "the North-siders now drop to 19 games below .500, and we have yet to see Memorial Day".