Not joking.I know you're joking, at least I think you're joking, but, IF that's the game plan, then it wasn't carried out very well. Staying with the premise, for what it's worth, I would recommend a different game plan for the rest of the season.
Listen to what Iowa's coaches say.
Bend but don't break is predicated on the fact that moist college teams can't drive the ball 12 plays down the field without missing a critical pass, committing a critical penalty, or turning it over.
On the opposite side, it's all about making long drives without making mistakes. Iowa has to execute perfectly, because that's the only way to beat teams - out-effort them. Committing a penalty or turnover is a cardinal sin precisely because that's how Iowa beats teams - by letting them make mistakes.