I saw _______ on a ______, he'll be starting by midseason.

[HawkfaninWA]

I saw Bush get caught for taking money, he'll be returning his Heismen by midseason.

 

[Palpatine]

I saw Spurrier on SEC media days, Gamecocks will be leading the SEC East by midseason.

 

[DBorwig316]

I saw David Sims using my credit card, and he'll be playing prison league ball by midseason.

 

[clicheusername3]

I saw David Sims at Taco Bell, he'll be working there soon.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I saw HawkeyeShane making plans to kiss up to Jon, he'll be starting in the previous post.

Well played, Mauer...but truth is, it started WAY before then...

 

[Hawks1]

I see Ron Zook losing the first 5 games He'll be looking for a job by mid season

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I saw Brian Kaldenberg stalking CJ Fedorowitz, he'll be in jail by mid-season.

 

[Hawke]

I saw a preview for the Clones in a football magazine, they'll have no shot at a winning record by midseason.

 

[hawkeyescott]

I saw David Sims using my credit card, he will be roommates with Dominique Douglas by midseason.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

I saw Clayborn's stalker is in prison, she'll be lesbian by mid-season.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Think "I saw _______ on a _____," but with more "he'll be starting by midseason."...

Ah crap...wrong thread...what the hell forum is this??? F it...

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Kirk Ferentz on his twitter account, he'll be hit in the head with a baseball bat by midseason.

 

[HawkKing81]

I saw Steve Alford signed a contract until 2020...it'll be bought out by 2013.

 

[clicheusername3]

I saw Husker fans on a high horse, they'll get upset by mid-season.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I saw Joakim Noah's first game with the Bulls and thought he was just a tall, ugly chick til mid-season...

 

[Scotttyd]

I saw Steve Alford signed a contract until 2020...it'll be bought out by 2013.

+1

I saw some clones fan try to convince themselves an insight.com bowl win was more impressive than an orange bowl win, they will be in last place by mid-season

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I saw Tork Hook on a backhoe, he'll be on workman's comp by mid-season.

 

[DreamSeason]

I saw snake on a plane, he'll be starting by mid-season.

 

[BoiseDB]

I saw Rachel Maddow on a Harley, he'll be starting by midseason.

 

[Palpatine]

I saw Rachel Maddow on a Harley, he'll be starting by midseason.

LOL!

I saw Bill Murray on Letterman, he'll be the Cubs' manager by September.

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