I saw _______ on a ______, he'll be starting by midseason.

[Hawkize1]

I saw Alexander Robinson post the Adrian Clayborn quote on the locker room wall, he will be flat on his back after the first play of the Iowa-Iowa State Game.

 

[ThunderHawk]

I saw my morning turd in the toilet this morning, it will be starting for ISU by midseason.

Traitorturd!

 

[clicheusername3]

You must not have read the entire thread & only read the last page.

Hey Melrose stop pooping on my props yo! haha

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I saw my morning turd in the toilet earlier, it may still be the head coach @ Wiscy by midseason.

Traitorturd!

Amended.

 

[Hawkiam]

I saw Pierre Pierce nailing Jamie Pollard's wife, she'll be pregnant by mid-season.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I saw Royce White mapping out the quickest "get away" routes in Ames, he'll be starting by mid-season...

 

[bhawk326]

I saw Hawkiam create a tasteless post, he'll be banned by mid-season.

 

[ThunderHawk]

I saw Pierre Pierce nailing Jamie Pollard's wife, she'll be pregnant by mid-season.

WTF!

 

[Fors98121]

I saw Broderick Binns mowing the football field with some nail clippers, he'll be starting by mid-season.

Well done, sir.

 

[Hawkize1]

I saw Broderick Binns mowing the football field with some nail clippers, he'll be starting by mid-season.

If Broderick Binns is mowing Kinnick? Then we have bigger problems than we think.

 

[clicheusername3]

I saw on another thread that McCabe was on the winning PTL team, he'll be redshirted by mid season.

 

[ThCatch]

I saw Pollard picking out billboards, we'll be afraid of him by midseason.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

I saw Jeramiah Masoli smoking a joint in Mississippi, he'll be starting by mid season.

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Jon Miller is high on CJ, he'll be starting by midseason.

And the circle is now complete.

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Stanzi on the cover of SI, he'll be in a cast by the start of the season.

 

[HawkfaninWA]

I saw Stanzi on the cover of SI, he'll be in a cast by the start of the season.

You sir shall be struck with a horrible case of Montezuma's revenge by midseason for that post.

 

[DuffMan]

You sir shall be struck with a horrible case of Montezuma's revenge by midseason for that post.

The funny thing is I leave for Mexico in about 20 minuites...

 

[Hawke]

The funny thing is I leave for Mexico in about 20 minuites...

Make sure you drink plenty of water once you get there, you don't want to become dehydrated.

 

[DuffMan]

I saw Wegher in Sioux ity this weekend, if I speculate why I'll be banned this pre-season.

 

[DuffMan]

Bump cause it's epic thread day.