okeefe4prez
Well-Known Member
Next years football season will be like my vasectomy... painful, annoying, and will make my stomach queezy yet I will put myself through the pain while complaining how awful it is. I'm so predictable.
It will be different than a vasectomy in a major way, though. A vasectomy severs your potential liability in the future (e.g., no more child support payments for you after you knock up some bar fly) whereas your pro rata liability for Kurt Ferentz's back end loaded salary will escalate following next season.