Well said. This isn’t being a homer, i lived in Iowa almost 30 years and only live as far as Omaha now. I’ve been in every county of the state at some point and every city of note. Ames is the worse city in the state with Council Bluffs a very distant second.
Ankeny is a pretty damn close second, but there’s so many transplants, it’s basically Lame’s sister city to the south.
The SW side of Cedar RapidsHave you ever been to Lamoni???
The SW side of Cedar Rapids
The south side of Clinton.
Any side of Muscatine.
So does that mean Jefferson and Prairie will become overcrowded and they will have to build ADM high school?SW side of CR is a changing. The council F'ed up in my view on the West Dale deal but at least most everything is new now, and with the 100 bypass landing at highway 30 now on that side of town. It is off to the races on new stuff going up.
Thank Gawd they haven't invented smellevision yet.Aside from all that, no one in the country could even point out our state on a map, Ames is a garbage town and not what any Iowan should want portrayed as a picture of what it’s like here.
Amen. Clinton and Muscatine are unanimously 1A and 1B for shittiest town in Iowa. Lamoni is like heaven compared to those places.The SW side of Cedar Rapids
The south side of Clinton.
Any side of Muscatine.
So does that mean Jefferson and Prairie will become overcrowded and they will have to build ADM high school?
Their mascot could be a fog and steam emitting grain silo.
I always kind of liked the GM smell in Cedar Rapids for some reason.Thank Gawd they haven't invented smellevision yet.
The elementary school of my youth was a little more than half a mile from the old Dubuque packinghouse. You checked the wind direction when walking to school. If it was from the south there could be hell to pay that afternoon.. On the worst days the odor from the hog kill was so putrid you couldn't go outside for recess.Fog and smell of money, or government subsidies anyway. It don't smell like Cap'n Crunch or Cheerios.
I always kind of liked the GM smell in Cedar Rapids for some reason.
The elementary school of my youth was a little more than half a mile from the old Dubuque packinghouse. You checked the wind direction when walking to school. If it was from the south there could be hell to pay that afternoon.. On the worst days the odor from the hog kill was so putrid you couldn't go outside for recess.
That was a major issue. Those playground dodgeball games in fifth or sixth grade could get pretty intense.
The elementary school of my youth was a little more than half a mile from the old Dubuque packinghouse. You checked the wind direction when walking to school. If it was from the south there could be hell to pay that afternoon.. On the worst days the odor from the hog kill was so putrid you couldn't go outside for recess.
That was a major issue. Those playground dodgeball games in fifth or sixth grade could get pretty intense.
You guys are easterners, but having spent significant time in both CR and Sioux City in my life, Sioux City trumped all when Morrell had its kill plant there. No contest.Does anyone remember when Monfort was in Des Moines? That place would stink to high hell like 5 miles away.
You guys are easterners, but having spent significant time in both CR and Sioux City in my life, Sioux City trumped all when Morrell has its kill plant there. No contest.
There’s a reason it was known as Sewer City.
You guys are easterners, but having spent significant time in both CR and Sioux City in my life, Sioux City trumped all when Morrell has its kill plant there. No contest.
There’s a reason it was known as Sewer City.
We were at a student tailgate in the eighties and people starting singing old TV show intros like Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, HR Pufnstuf, etc. Suddenly without prompting someone started singing the jingle for this commercial, and people were absolutely losing it.Are you sure? I'm sure Morrell ran some insane volumes through there, but I thought that Dubuque had that giant ham plant there and that the beef plant was among the 5 or 10 largest in the country. I mean, my old man ran an egg farm and he said Dubuque was the worst smelling place he had ever been. He routinely passed through Sewer City en route to South Dakota to procure beer. Perhaps it was localized and he avoided the stench.
I grew up with the Dubuque pack smell and believe it wasn't as bad as other cities.
Is this sorta like when they go to James Madison as a pity appearance?