cool story brah

Maybe! Lucky for you, thanks to HIPPA (the law, not your coralville hooker)he wont be able to tell your wife how you got a little chub when he put your catheter in....

You know what makes you a loser? ....You got worked up about somthing on the internet. Calm down Nancey. Take a deep breath and put your badass internet self to bed.
 
No chance of that. He would have to use your life savings on gas money to get to me because I got out of that state a long time ago.

But if he's that ardent about giving me a hard-on, I suppose he could hop in your '88 Nova and drive out here.

Na, im betting that he'd be too worried about geting out of your room before he busts up laughing at your little chub...Besides, I wouldnt loan him my car, but I'd pay for his bus ticket!
 
You know what makes you a loser? ....You got worked up about somthing on the internet. Calm down Nancey. Take a deep breath and put your badass internet self to bed.
Whats next? You gonna break out the "you know how I know your gay" rant? Im really not that worked up, I just noticed how some of you tools are turning to bagging on the guys girlfriend. Pretty low class really. I didnt break out any internet tough guy stuff either. Not even when the ****** bag started insulting my kid. Do you mean Nancy? I mean, Im just a dumb medic and I at least can spell that bud....
 
I just figured it out, and I'm embarrassed that it took me so long: rjbaustian is JVB's girlfriend.
Why else would she go so berzerk up in here??
 
No ****...'cause if he's making that much money, I might reinstate his dibs on my bewbs for a fee!

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Freak, did your portfolio only grow by ~$20,000 last year?!?
You're a prolette!

Gawd, y'all are such 99%ers. Why do I waste so much time here.:(
 
Whats next? You gonna break out the "you know how I know your gay" rant? Im really not that worked up, I just noticed how some of you tools are turning to bagging on the guys girlfriend. Pretty low class really. I didnt break out any internet tough guy stuff either. Not even when the ****** bag started insulting my kid. Do you mean Nancy? I mean, Im just a dumb medic and I at least can spell that bud....

I can spell Nancey any way I want Im the President of The United States of Americas and I make two cabillion pesos a day........See how easy this is jackhole. Also I dont agree with making fun of anyones girlfriend. I just think you bit off more than you can chew sport.
 
I can spell Nancey any way I want Im the President of The United States of Americas and I make two cabillion pesos a day........See how easy this is jackhole. Also I dont agree with making fun of anyones girlfriend. I just think you bit off more than you can chew sport.
Then why dont you grow a pair and tell whoever to shut their piehole? If I bit off more than I can chew, by standing up for whats right, Im OK with that. At least I have the nuggets to say what you didnt. Youre just as guilty by pileing on....
 
I can spell Nancey any way I want Im the President of The United States of Americas and I make two cabillion pesos a day........See how easy this is jackhole. Also I dont agree with making fun of anyones girlfriend. I just think you bit off more than you can chew sport.
Then why dont you grow a pair and tell whoever to shut their piehole? If I bit off more than I can chew, by standing up for whats right, Im OK with that. At least I have the nuggets to say what you didnt. Youre just as guilty by pileing on....

Man, you should just dip out of this thread while you still can. You're totally getting pwnd, brah.

And gf's have been fair game since the wheel was invented, duh. Take your panties and unbunch them. When Mom's get brought into it, that's when it's crossing the line.
 
naw dogg, its cool....Just trying to get on your level.. I mean, isnt that how middle age "never has-beens" talk? I can see you now, sitting at your PC with a 27 inch LCD, in your old ratty "army" wife beater. Ball cap backwards, socks off, feet up(because your kankles hurt from "working out") one browser window open to hawkeyenation, 4 other split between shady porn sites.....Just tossing out **** at the cool kids girlfriends....Hell, maybe even doing a little facebook stalking of the cool guys from high school that ditched you....life sucks man, I get it. Keep your chin up!

Dawg, homie, cous, bro, brah, brutha, dude..... you just described my life, my gawd this sucks.:cool:
 
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Freak, did your portfolio only grow by ~$20,000 last year?!?
You're a prolette!

Gawd, y'all are such 99%ers. Why do I waste so much time here.:(

Sir, You have completely underestimated my prolishness. I do not make gobs of money, but do better than most. I'm probably in the top 25% on my salary; top 5% if I include my husbands, but for various reason have a lot of debt. Probably you wouldn't have anything to do with me if you knew me, since money and looks seems to be important to you.

As for why you waste so much time here? You know why? Because this is where the proles hang, and everybody knows, proles have more fun. :cool:
 
I'm afraid not. unrealized gains in 11 were just under 16k. I'm only 36 though so i got some time. as long as my berkshire b's keep on truckin I should be fine.

BRK.B didn't do sh!t last year, brah. To say it went sideways is being generous.
Anyhoo, your cost of living is ricockulously low, so keep on truckin'.
 
Na, im betting that he'd be too worried about geting out of your room before he busts up laughing at your little chub...Besides, I wouldnt loan him my car, but I'd pay for his bus ticket!

You are giving people **** about spelling....that's a laugh. Take a look at most of your posts. (hint - "pileing")

The fact that he wants to be happy at a job that looks at chubs (because that's what defines us, right? Being happy at your job?) tells us a lot about your illegitimate child as it is. If you raised the boy to like chubs, that's fine by me. Just don't put me in the middle of it.

What you should do is to teach him how to chase those fatties that you've been after since high school. Hell, he doesn't have to look far. He stays with his mother on the weekends, doesn't he?
 
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