cool story brah

rjbaustian said:
naw dogg, its cool....Just trying to get on your level.. I mean, isnt that how middle age "never has-beens" talk? I can see you now, sitting at your PC with a 27 inch LCD, in your old ratty "army" wife beater. Ball cap backwards, socks off, feet up(because your kankles hurt from "working out") one browser window open to hawkeyenation, 4 other split between shady porn sites.....Just tossing out **** at the cool kids girlfriends....Hell, maybe even doing a little facebook stalking of the cool guys from high school that ditched you....life sucks man, I get it. Keep your chin up!
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VintageHawkeye said:
I turn 47 tomorrow.
First thing I do in the morning after waking is drop a powerful deuce. Once my load is so lightened, it's off to teh races.
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Hell, I've even got a year or two on this guy, who you young punks thought was old! Yeah, I hung out plenty at the old Fitzie's (pre-expansion) and occasionally went to the old Vine, too. But the best deal back in the mid-80's was at the old Fieldhouse: dollar burgers, dollar pitchers. Man, those were the days.

There were fewer bars back then, but don't be fooled, it was probably wilder then than it is now. At least, that's how I remember it!
 
TychoBrahe said:
Hell, I've even got a year or two on this guy, who you young punks thought was old! Yeah, I hung out plenty at the old Fitzie's (pre-expansion) and occasionally went to the old Vine, too. But the best deal back in the mid-80's was at the old Fieldhouse: dollar burgers, dollar pitchers. Man, those were the days.

There were fewer bars back then, but don't be fooled, it was probably wilder then than it is now. At least, that's how I remember it!
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Thank you, TB. :)

Those $1 burgers @ teh Field House were damn good, too.
 
rjbaustian said:
That....or there isnt a mrs.....how's mom and dads basement treating you? Heard you got it lookin tight bro!
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Wow, lotsa fail, rj.
You're barking up the wrong tree, sarge.

I have seen a pic of e11en's wife. Trust me, she exists and she is gorgeous.
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
Sounds like a situation you are rather familiar with. You give plasma today or what? You are gonna need your beer money for the weekend, brah.

So what is middle age to you? Anyone with a job?

You are gonna be really upset when I am golfing 3 times a week and you are working your 9-5 after college making 35k at Wells Fargo. Sad, but true.
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Well, youre partly right. I wasnt worth a **** at football in high school. but unlike you, I dont live my life through a bunch of college football players. I have no issue saying I sucked at football. Im sad for you though, it seems that how much money you make defines who you are. Fact is, i have no college education, zero. I am a 34 yr old paramedic that made just over 38,000 last year, after working a ton of OT to get it. Money doesnt make me happy, what i DO makes me happy. Ive got more class in 1 cell, than you will ever have.
 
rjbaustian said:
naw dogg, its cool....Just trying to get on your level.. I mean, isnt that how middle age "never has-beens" talk? I can see you now, sitting at your PC with a 27 inch LCD, in your old ratty "army" wife beater. Ball cap backwards, socks off, feet up(because your kankles hurt from "working out") one browser window open to hawkeyenation, 4 other split between shady porn sites.....Just tossing out **** at the cool kids girlfriends....Hell, maybe even doing a little facebook stalking of the cool guys from high school that ditched you....life sucks man, I get it. Keep your chin up!
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This is a funny post.
 
VintageHawkeye said:
Wow, lotsa fail, rj.
You're barking up the wrong tree, sarge.

I have seen a pic of e11en's wife. Trust me, she exists and she is gorgeous.
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Dont care..Someone wants to talk about the kids football skills? Fine. You want to argue and say hes a crappy quarterback? I disagree, but whatever. But when you start bagging on his girlfriend and personal life, get a life.
 
rjbaustian said:
Well, youre partly right. I wasnt worth a **** at football in high school. but unlike you, I dont live my life through a bunch of college football players. I have no issue saying I sucked at football. Im sad for you though, it seems that how much money you make defines who you are. Fact is, i have no college education, zero. I am a 34 yr old paramedic that made just over 38,000 last year, after working a ton of OT to get it. Money doesnt make me happy, what i DO makes me happy. Ive got more class in 1 cell, than you will ever have.
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Eeek. You aren't helping yourself. Well, I didn't suck at football, but I have no issue not talking about it.

Money doesn't make me happy either. Golfing does. Which is why I do it all the time. But that money I make gambling during golf certainly makes me happy.

But you are partly right as well, I do have a 26'' TV in my office and have my feet up drinking a cold beer while my gorgeous wife (Vin's words, not mine) cleans the house. So you are right about some of that.
 
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Im not sure where you are going with that "You aren't helping yourself" statement....I like having my son meet men like you. I can use you as an example of what you dont want to be when you grow up.
 
rjbaustian said:
Im not sure where you are going with that "You aren't helping yourself" statement....I like having my son meet men like you. I can use you as an example of what you dont want to be when you grow up.
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bahahaha, you are basing my character off 5 posts on a message board? Your son can change my tires some day, I'm sure.
 
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