cool story brah

[VintageHawkeye]

This thread might end up greater then the Stross, Coker and Herby's last stand combined.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed, T$.

 

[rjbaustian]

bahahaha, you are basing my character off 5 posts on a message board? Your son can change my tires some day, I'm sure.

eh, normally I wouldnt. When you make statements like this, its quite easy. Sorta like your wife im guessing.

 

[SamsonHawk515]

naw dogg, its cool....Just trying to get on your level.. I mean, isnt that how middle age "never has-beens" talk? I can see you now, sitting at your PC with a 27 inch LCD, in your old ratty "army" wife beater. Ball cap backwards, socks off, feet up(because your kankles hurt from "working out") one browser window open to hawkeyenation, 4 other split between shady porn sites.....Just tossing out **** at the cool kids girlfriends....Hell, maybe even doing a little facebook stalking of the cool guys from high school that ditched you....life sucks man, I get it. Keep your chin up!

Best post in the thread, lol!

 

[stevefrench]

Well, youre partly right. I wasnt worth a **** at football in high school. but unlike you, I dont live my life through a bunch of college football players. I have no issue saying I sucked at football. Im sad for you though, it seems that how much money you make defines who you are. Fact is, i have no college education, zero. I am a 34 yr old paramedic that made just over 38,000 last year, after working a ton of OT to get it. Money doesnt make me happy, what i DO makes me happy. Ive got more class in 1 cell, than you will ever have.

PROLE ALERT!!!!!

 

[GoHawks24]

Internet fight!!!

 

[Tmoney12]

bahahaha, you are basing my character off 5 posts on a message board? Your son can change my tires some day, I'm sure.

eh, normally I wouldnt. When you make statements like this, its quite easy. Sorta like your wife im guessing.

Zinnnggggggg!

 

[DuffMan]

holy ****, how do you survive on 38k per year? Christ I make 1/2 that a year just in my 401k

 

[Tmoney12]

This thread might end up greater then the Stross, Coker and Herby's last stand combined.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed, T$.

You and me both Vinny!

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

eh, normally I wouldnt. When you make statements like this, its quite easy. Sorta like your wife im guessing.

Hey, maybe he'll be a nurse like his father. That'd be great.

You guys could even get adjoining apartments and go on double dates together. I hear Prairie Meadows has a hell of a buffet.

 

[Tmoney12]

eh, normally I wouldnt. When you make statements like this, its quite easy. Sorta like your wife im guessing.

Hey, maybe he'll be a nurse like his father. That'd be great. You guys could even get adjoining apartments and go on double dates together. I hear Prairie Meadows has a hell of a buffet.

Prairie Meadows is pry to classy for him... He may try Ryan's

 

[stevefrench]

Hey, maybe he'll be a nurse like his father. That'd be great.

You guys could even get adjoining apartments and go on double dates together. I hear Prairie Meadows has a hell of a buffet.

technically a nurse (even a male nurse) ranks way higher in the pecking order than a paramedic.

I believe a paramedic is just above a cub scout with his first aid badge.

 

[DuffMan]

paramedics are nothing more than cab drivers with sirens

 

[rjbaustian]

holy ****, how do you survive on 38k per year? Christ I make 1/2 that a year just in my 401k

Its not easy Duff, you have to have a sugar momma for a wife....

 

[rjbaustian]

paramedics are nothing more than cab drivers with sirens

95% of the time, this post is right on the money

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Its not easy Duff, you have to have a sugar momma for a wife....

Then why would you work OT shifts? Just cause she likes sugar doesn't mean she has money, I suppose.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

100% of the time, this post is right on the money

fify

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Then why would you work OT shifts? Just cause she likes sugar doesn't mean she has money, I suppose.

Maybe to get time away?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Maybe to get time away?

From her?

 

[rjbaustian]

Hey, maybe he'll be a nurse like his father. That'd be great.

You guys could even get adjoining apartments and go on double dates together. I hear Prairie Meadows has a hell of a buffet.

Maybe! Lucky for you, thanks to HIPPA (the law, not your coralville hooker)he wont be able to tell your wife how you got a little chub when he put your catheter in....

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Maybe! Lucky for you, thanks to HIPPA (the law, not your coralville hooker)he wont be able to tell your wife how you got a little chub when he put your catheter in....

No chance of that. He would have to use your life savings on gas money to get to me because I got out of that state a long time ago.

But if he's that ardent about giving me a hard-on, I suppose he could hop in your '88 Nova and drive out here.