We might as well get a laugh outta this shit.
Should we start a Deadpool?
Do it. I will fully put on my display of lack of knowledge, foresight, and insight.
I'm calling it now. Bruce stays. Only cause his TikToks are sometimes very Iowa forward. Sometimes not. Overall, he stays. McNamarra will go somewhere other than Iowa. Bazelak's name will then be tossed around, but we'll wind up with Blaine Gabbert's little brother. Which will bring in a junior benchriding receiver from Arkansas and a 2 year redshirt starter from an undisclosed MAC team.
Also, Kai Kroeger will come to Iowa, despite the fact that Tory Taylor ALSO wasn't nominated for the Ray Guy Award, Iowa understands punting. And since Kroeger got screwed out of the Ray Guy nominations just like Taylor, he might as well get to sell some "Punting is Still Winning" tee-shirts at Raygun.
Nobody on the offensive line will enter the portal. Iowa will pick up a large man from Texas Tech who lost his starting job at tackle to injury last season.