I think it is pretty obvious that the Panthers should take Stanzi with the #1 pick of the draft.
Not only is he the Ameri-Stanzi (which, btw, is reason enough to make him the first pick), but he is also the next Tom Brady. He's going to win, dammit. He's gonna win for AMERICA!!!!!
Can't you picture it? A beautiful fall Sunday in North Carolina as the Panthers take the field. The crowd, all 5 or 6 of them, frantically waving their American flags and screaming "U.S.A....U.S.A...". Ah yeah - now that's some football!