okeefe4prez
Well-Known Member
Fun fact...
I'm 42, born in Iowa, and other than 9 years living in another state, I've always lived in Iowa.
I've never once been to Des Moines.
Been to the Quad Cities, Lames, Iowa City, Waterloo, CF, CR, Sioux City, Council Bluffs, Durty Dodge, etc. all many many times, but never Des Moines.
You ever been to Auburn? My dad took me to a bar in there back in June. There was a bachelorette party operating out of a 1999 Impala that had been turned into a limo with a NASCAR spoiler. You don't see cool shit like that in Neck Moines. You ain't missing anything.
My boss at my first real job out of college summed it up best. Dude said "you can drop someone off in any moderately sized town in this country and it's the same shit everywhere, the only distinctive feature is the weather and the nature surrounding the town." He was complaining about how Manhattan was becoming homogenized just like all the other towns. In the '90's and prior it mattered where you lived because you needed local access to a record store, clothes store, etc., but once the internet rolled around that shit didn't matter. Nothing is "edgy" anymore because everyone has a bigger music library than even the biggest Tower Records in their pocket.