****official Iowa "vs" Michigan blowout/game thread******

[Hawkeye11en1]

********, Funcrest is a legendary soft-serve ice cream shop (and they also sell live bait) on the entrance road to the coralville reservoir
So if you don't know what Funcrest is, you never went to Rez Beach, which means you never ventured north of I-80 in IC, which means you're a tavern hokk loser

hahahaha legendary? bahahahhahaha

coralville reservoir? bahahahhaa

 

[HawkeyeShane]

hey! i personally count on you to be the one optimist on the board.

My bad...I've fooled everyone!?!? I'm just as pi$$ed as anyone about this season, I just don't resort to name calling on a coach I respect even though this program has crapped down its leg...

 

[DTF]

When was the last time you saw an FBS team ANY FBS team look so bad?

Michigan looks pretty good to me... oh, that's not what you mean...

 

[Sparky]

Dude, your trolling is terrible. First of all, it wasn't at the line of scrimmage. Go back and watch the play and stop being a **** just to be a ****. And again, he was taken out at the knees, which is a no no. You have to be the biggest ******* on this board.

Umm this can't the first time you've ran into Hawkeyellen1, right?

 

[seepig]

They have us where they want us 3rd and long close enough to score on this play.

 

[Stanzi]

omg you should stop typing right now. You are just embarrassing yourself.

You always have great comebacks. Put some substance in your responses, and maybe people could take you seriously. Unfortunately, your response above is about the best you can come up with.

 

[MeatMan]

he is def in the top 3

u jelly of his veisels?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

he is def in the top 3

#rav4eva

 

[Scorpio79]

We'll be so much better next year....

are you wearing your Angerer jersey right now, big boi?

 

[MeatMan]

wow. fooled almost the whole D on that one. great play call. that hurts.

 

[roetbombaaa]

Rut-row. This gon' get fugly.

 

[travismullen]

This team sucks terribly.

 

[clicheusername3]

UM's play-calling is terrible.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

You always have great comebacks. Put some substance in your responses, and maybe people could take you seriously. Unfortunately, your response above is about the best you can come up with.

Go look at the play. Tell me he was taken out at the knees. And then tell me if the guy was even blocking him. And then find the rule that says you can't block below the waist. He wasn't engaged with another player and he was about 1 yard off the LOS. Now go watch it again.

 

[Sparky]

This game is...

 

[HawkeyeShane]

PIZZA TIME! It came later than I thought (1st qtr prediction)...

See you boys after the mercy killing...

 

[Scorpio79]

MODS, IT'S TIME. BAN THE INFANTILE DOOSH KNOWN AS E11EN.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Are they going to double the cover?

 

[rjhindm]

If I was to coach against Iowa.. I would play my back up QB. Wr make them all look like All Americans.

 

[Blackout]

Will this be the game we see a new QB? magic 8 balls says doubtful