OFFICIAL FIRE TIM LESTER THREAD

[okeefe4prez]

FIRE TIM LESTER

 

[Fryowa]

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[NCHawker]

WTF?

 

[NCHawker]

damn tiered of this complementary football bull shit. Lets speak of explosiveness while being complementary. Its a bunch of nonsese to justify lazy offense

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Fire

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Tim

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Lester!!!!!

 

[FabFew]

I bet the guy still has a few pairs of parachute pants. FIRE TIM (WICKED) LESTER!

 

[NCHawker]

I'll bet he does not put the remote down in a good place

 

[NCHawker]

Heard he was gonna Bomb John Wayne's house

 

[okeefe4prez]

FIRE TIM LESTER

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I bet the guy still has a few pairs of parachute pants. FIRE TIM (WICKED) LESTER!

Parachute pants. Lol. You must be around my age.

I prob had a pair of those as well. Most gawd damn uncomfortable pants on the face of the earth.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I saw Tim Lester the other day on the road. He was the first car in the right lane sitting at a stoplight when all of us behind him wanted to turn right. F him.

Could have swore he was sippin' on some chic drink and eating a rice cake.

We don't need that in Iowa City.

 

[FabFew]

Parachute pants. Lol. You must be around my age.

I prob had a pair of those as well. Most gawd damn uncomfortable pants on the face of the earth.

I am sure we are of the same era. I never had parachute pants or members only jackets but I had many a buddy that sported both.

 

[NCHawker]

If you havn't tryed them, pick up some powdered donuts at walmart. The kind they bake there. Just awesome. I also like those from Food Lion (a store here in NC)

 

[FabFew]

If you havn't tryed them, pick up some powdered donuts at walmart. The kind they bake there. Just awesome. I also like those from Food Lion (a store here in NC)

I had buddies in Jr High that would eat two powdered donuts and a Coke for lunch. Meanwhile I was downing those pork tenderloins...

 

[thedukeofearl]

Heard he was gonna Bomb John Wayne's house

NO WAY LESTER

 

[okeefe4prez]

I am sure we are of the same era. I never had parachute pants or members only jackets but I had many a buddy that sported both.

One time I went to Dancer's Ranch with a Members Only jacket on and no shirt underneath and when I unzipped the MO jacket the dancer said "You really need to put on a shirt." It may have been the lowest moment of my life. So far anyway.

 

[okeefe4prez]

That would have been the low point in my life if this Tim Lester guy hadn't been hired. Watching his offense will make a visit to Dancer's Ranch seem like a walk in the park.

FIRE TIM LESTER

 

[MelroseHawkins]

One time I went to Dancer's Ranch with a Members Only jacket on and no shirt underneath and when I unzipped the MO jacket the dancer said "You really need to put on a shirt." It may have been the lowest moment of my life. So far anyway.

Lol. In Coralville at the landing. Pretty bad when a stripper recommends one to put a shirt on. That is a low point.