Norms drunk tweets as good as his drunk voice mails?
I would never follow that bigoted a-hole
but I do follow storminspank and InNormwetrust
Quick! Someone toss me an ostrich pic!
I told you to check for an Adam's Apple, but nooooo....
are you on teh twitter, Mr. Shane?
no apology, Ike! that wasn't a blow-up, it was a legit response to my stupidity
You're like the only guy on earth who would be upset with "bad" sex, because even bad sex is better than pretty much anything else
just like a twins game then!Today's game brought to you by Land o lakes butter!That's what the scoreboard said.
It wasn't even so much the pure emotion I felt taking a bath afterwards. She wanted me to Tebow her and I just couln't muster up the faith to go through with it. It just got awkward after that.
no apology, Ike! that wasn't a blow-up, it was a legit response to my stupidity
You're like the only guy on earth who would be upset with "bad" sex, because even bad sex is better than pretty much anything else
I had some "not bad at all" this morning. Boooooom sha ka la ka.
no apology, Ike! that wasn't a blow-up, it was a legit response to my stupidity
You're like the only guy on earth who would be upset with "bad" sex, because even bad sex is better than pretty much anything else
Will she verify your lofty assessment of the encounter???
She may or may not have been awake yet!
I had some "not bad at all" this morning. Boooooom sha ka la ka.
Will she verify your lofty assessment of the encounter???