IMO, the best quotes are those that make you laugh
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
“One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. … Oh, my God, what have I just said?"
"That ball is hit deep to centerfield. Dave Winfield going back, all the way back to the wall... He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off!! It's rolling all the way back to second base!! Oh, this is a terrible thing for the Padres!"
"There's a base hit to the centerfield side of second base". - Jon Miller
"If you get outscored all four quarters, it is almost impossible to win". - Bill Walton
"A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we're going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets." - Thom Brennaman
“It looks like they didn’t have enough offenders to defend defensively.â€- Siragusa- Tony Siragusa