Fake Fan List





True fan here. Have been ever since I moved to Iowa when I was 12 years old. Too much invested to turn back now. Regardless of the record going into any given weekend, I'll either be at the game or at home watching with my Hawks shirt on and a beer in my hand. What the heck else am I going to do....root for the Cyclones? I've voiced (typed) my opinions of retaining Greg Davis and Kirk's game management flaws. If that makes me not a "real fan" in someone's view.....well....sit and spin.
 


My dad always told me that he fought for this country to protect the opinions of all. Even if the opinion is coming from an idiot.
 


doclee said:
I am lovin' this, Duff Man! I have seen an increasing number of messages that are starting to call out the TROLLS who are beginning to dominate this board.
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This post is so full of stupidity. It is so much win and laffy all rolled into one.

Idiot from cheeseland doesnt realize that Duff's OP is a troll post. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
 


doclee said:
Oh, wow. You are really a class act. I think you have proved Duff's point: You need to get off the board or start practicing the art of being rational.
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Here's a little clue for you, Einstein: Duff is one of the biggest trolls on the board. His OP was tongue-in-cheek.

Do. You. Comprehend?
 




NeilDiamond said:
post of the year stuff here.
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I cant tell if you are adding to the troll or have gotten trolled or if.....hell, I don't know. This stuff is so complex anymore. People getting trolled by trollers and others responded to the non-trolling by trolling? I can't tell.
 


Scorpio79 said:
What an internet duffguy the OP is. Has no idea about the depth of my Hawkitude.
Hey pal, any time you want to meet, name the place, and I will demonstrate how big of a hawk fan I am.
Don't forget to bring Jermaine from The Conchords with you, because you'll need help. You cooler-stealing, double-flushing, expensive cheap scotch drinker.
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So much win.
 


Scorpio79 said:
What an internet duffguy the OP is. Has no idea about the depth of my Hawkitude.
Hey pal, any time you want to meet, name the place, and I will demonstrate how big of a hawk fan I am.
Don't forget to bring Jermaine from The Conchords with you, because you'll need help. You cooler-stealing, double-flushing, expensive cheap scotch drinker.
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You know where I live jabloni. Ill Hokk fight you anytime. Just roll up to the Notti Notti Lib.
 








DuffMan said:
You know where I live jabloni. Ill Hokk fight you anytime. Just roll up to the Notti Notti Lib.
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I ain't going to The Dirty Lib, because you'll prolly sick Lo-Dawg on me. Dude is ginormous and I hear he's good with his mitts.
The Biggest Hokk Fan brawl will have to be at a neutral site, like Evanston.
 


Section136 said:
Im going to forward this to teh committee for Post of the Year. The Iowa River line could be legendary.
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A fake fan is one that puts a coach above the team/university. A fake fan is one that doesn't care how good or bad the team is as long as the tailgaiting's good. A fake fan is one that thinks having expectations regarding the performance of the team puts an undue burden on the coaches and athletic administration.
 




A real fan is one like Dr. C. Lee Ritxr of Sheboygan Falls, WI (retired sup't of schools) who hates anyone who doesn't blindly accept the sh!t that ferrets has been shoveling over the past 4-6 years.
 






Ima feed the troll cuz it's Friday and I feels like it.

I've been a fan since I was born at the UIHC. Any of you Tavern Hokks able to say you were born at the UIHC?

Pops got his masters degree there, mom was a nurse at the UIHC before I came along. Grew up outside the U, had season ducats for both football and basketball. Got my teef fixed at the dental school. Honed my hoopz skillz at the field house. Went to school there myself. Must confess that I studied barology too much as opposed to the classes that actually counted towards graduations and instead got my degree from St. Edwards. So there's my background haterz.

<Climbs on pulpit.>

Now if being a fake fan means wanting a coaching staff that will put the players in a position to win, then I am a FF. If wanting coaches that recognize when changes need to be made, then I am a FF. If wanting coaches who aren't afraid of taking chances and trusting in the players, then I am a FF. If wanting a coaching staff that shows emotion, both good and bad, to motivate, encourage, and chew out players when needed, then I am a fake fan. If wanting better for the men who are dedicating 4-5 years of their life to playing a game that provides entertainment for me and a million other people, then I am a FF. Will I still be cheering for those men who put on the black and old gold next year? Hells yeah. Will I be happy when they win and dejected when they lose? Yup. Do I think the current coaching staff, or at least the HC, feel the same way. Nope. I just want something better for those men out there and wonder if our current HC can get back to being that guy or if this is the middle of the end for him. If all of that makes me a fake fan, then so be it.

<Steps down from pulpit.>

Kirk needs to take the next couple of weeks and do some serious soul searching about whether or not his heart is really in it anymore. He needs to take a look at himself and figure out if he is willing to do what it takes to return to glory or if it is time to move on to someplace where he will be re-energized. Hayden had to do it. He wasn't happy about it but he realized that the time had come and he needed to move on.

Successfully trolled by Duff"potato wanger"man.
 


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