Fake Fan List

Scorpio79 said:
I ain't going to The Dirty Lib, because you'll prolly sick Lo-Dawg on me. Dude is ginormous and I hear he's good with his mitts.
The Biggest Hokk Fan brawl will have to be at a neutral site, like Evanston.
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You've met Duff in person? Are his fingers really as fat as everyone claims?
 
Scorpio79 said:
I ain't going to The Dirty Lib, because you'll prolly sick Lo-Dawg on me. Dude is ginormous and I hear he's good with his mitts.
The Biggest Hokk Fan brawl will have to be at a neutral site, like Evanston.
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The Dirty Lib? Is that North, West, or New Liberty?
 
atxhawk said:
Ima feed the troll cuz it's Friday and I feels like it.

I've been a fan since I was born at the UIHC. Any of you Tavern Hokks able to say you were born at the UIHC?

Pops got his masters degree there, mom was a nurse at the UIHC before I came along. Grew up outside the U, had season ducats for both football and basketball. Got my teef fixed at the dental school. Honed my hoopz skillz at the field house. Went to school there myself. Must confess that I studied barology too much as opposed to the classes that actually counted towards graduations and instead got my degree from St. Edwards. So there's my background haterz.

<Climbs on pulpit.>

Now if being a fake fan means wanting a coaching staff that will put the players in a position to win, then I am a FF. If wanting coaches that recognize when changes need to be made, then I am a FF. If wanting coaches who aren't afraid of taking chances and trusting in the players, then I am a FF. If wanting a coaching staff that shows emotion, both good and bad, to motivate, encourage, and chew out players when needed, then I am a fake fan. If wanting better for the men who are dedicating 4-5 years of their life to playing a game that provides entertainment for me and a million other people, then I am a FF. Will I still be cheering for those men who put on the black and old gold next year? Hells yeah. Will I be happy when they win and dejected when they lose? Yup. Do I think the current coaching staff, or at least the HC, feel the same way. Nope. I just want something better for those men out there and wonder if our current HC can get back to being that guy or if this is the middle of the end for him. If all of that makes me a fake fan, then so be it.

<Steps down from pulpit.>

Kirk needs to take the next couple of weeks and do some serious soul searching about whether or not his heart is really in it anymore. He needs to take a look at himself and figure out if he is willing to do what it takes to return to glory or if it is time to move on to someplace where he will be re-energized. Hayden had to do it. He wasn't happy about it but he realized that the time had come and he needed to move on.

Successfully trolled by Duff"potato wanger"man.
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DuffMan said:
I'm so sick and tired of the fake fans around here. They pretend to be real fans but the reality is all they do is slam this team, players, coaches, AD, and program as a whole any chance they get. They rip everyone, they boo the tram... they make us real fans look bad. To that end I think we need a list of fake fans to call those guys out for what they are. Please use this thread to post the names of anyone who has demonstrated they are not a real fan.

I think number one on this list has to be Scorpio or Vintage or whatever his real name is. All he does is ***** about Iowa football and make fun of our coach. Listen up dirtball we don't need or want you or your kind around here. You are an embarasment to the real fans of this team. You keep saying you are going to take your ball and go home. Well DO IT AND QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT. NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!!!!

Who else around here needs to GTFO?
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You since you think you are the best fan ever and people who are ****** about the teams performance should take it in the ***
 
I need a ruling also. I rarely watch games, preferring to spend all my time on message boards responding to trolls. FF or RF?
 
SpiderRico said:
A fake fan is one that puts a coach above the team/university. A fake fan is one that doesn't care how good or bad the team is as long as the tailgaiting's good. A fake fan is one that thinks having expectations regarding the performance of the team puts an undue burden on the coaches and athletic administration.
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Not sure why you quoted me but kewl.

A fake fan is an idiot who spends time seriously responding to a troll thread addressing fake fans.
 
SheagleHawk said:
How is Duffbag a mod? Can't even block his posts now. Nice work, JM :rolleyes:
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Holy crap! This is true! Just tried to block him and can't "this poster is a mod/administrator"
Great job, JDM. You made a mod of the biggest troll on the forum. BTW, this thread is perhaps the biggest achievement of his troll-dom ever. If you're taking this thread seriously.....stop.
Duffman, you magnificent bastard.
 
1hawkeye1 said:
Holy crap! This is true! Just tried to block him and can't "this poster is a mod/administrator"
Great job, JDM. You made a mod of the biggest troll on the forum. BTW, this thread is perhaps the biggest achievement of his troll-dom ever. If you're taking this thread seriously.....stop.
Duffman, you magnificent bastard.
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Ummm ouch. I'm standing right here!
 
Section136 said:
Not sure why you quoted me but kewl.

A fake fan is an idiot who spends time seriously responding to a troll thread addressing fake fans.
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Meant to do a simple reply....my bad....but man, some are just a little too sensitive on here....it's like perpetually being around teenage girls sometimes....
 
hawktransplant said:
As the number one hawkeye fan, I am saddened by the lack of loyalty.
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The only true fan that I knew was Vintage. Whatever became of him? He doesn't post here anymore. Maybe he got tired of all the BS here. He had great insights and is sorely missed around here.
 
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