Fake Fan List

[MeatMan]

What's the "T" stand for, Pappy? Give it up, gramps.
#inquiringminds

he's the dad of "thawki"? actually, and i'm not 100 percent on this, he is the dad of another poster with a username like that and they are from the orange city area. not sure why i remember that, but i distinctly remember them talking about OC hoops and something like his son was the HC of the HS team there.

my brain is weird like that.

 

[Scorpio79]

Mine too, brah. It's called hyperthemesia.

 

[Hawkers86]

WTF is a Sith? Oh well probably StarTrek related.

 

[FalseMirage]

I am a fake fan.

Not true.

 

[DuffMan]

Nah, she's a Longhorn fan and a real woman. You wouldn't know what to do with her and would end up crying in the fetal position in a corner of your bathroom.

Usually I have to pay extra for that.

 

[gohawks71]

You get to determine who a "real" fan is??? If that is the case then make your case on how good of an American you are and list how long you served in the military!

I'm so sick and tired of the fake fans around here. They pretend to be real fans but the reality is all they do is slam this team, players, coaches, AD, and program as a whole any chance they get. They rip everyone, they boo the tram... they make us real fans look bad. To that end I think we need a list of fake fans to call those guys out for what they are. Please use this thread to post the names of anyone who has demonstrated they are not a real fan.

I think number one on this list has to be Scorpio or Vintage or whatever his real name is. All he does is ***** about Iowa football and make fun of our coach. Listen up dirtball we don't need or want you or your kind around here. You are an embarasment to the real fans of this team. You keep saying you are going to take your ball and go home. Well DO IT AND QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT. NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!!!!

Who else around here needs to GTFO?

 

[GhostofBTT]

You're a mod too?????????????

trololololol!

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

I refuse to post in such a trolling thread....ah dang...i've now become the non-fan fan of the fans i've found a fondness of being a non-fan fan of. Someday I'll soon become a non-fan fan of myself
I'm sure, and then become a fanatical fan of all the fans and non-fans alike.

What was the subject again?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

I refuse to post in such a trolling thread....ah dang...i've now become the non-fan fan of the fans i've found a fondness of being a non-fan fan of. Someday I'll soon become a non-fan fan of myself
I'm sure, and then become a fanatical fan of all the fans and non-fans alike.

What was the subject again?

outta my state, pally. And take them birds with ya.