Caption this photo of new QB Jacob Rudock

[latrans]

He's lying.

 

[pin2win]

son lebron is coming to the bulls isn't that enough to get you too??

 

[FromFry2Ferentz]

Zook "You know I recruited Chris Leak, that is my great victory over Iowa"

Rudock "Didnt Iowa beat you and Chris Leak in the Outback Bowl?"

2nd attempt

Zook "Son you remind me of a great runningback that I once coached against, his name was Nate Kaeding"

Rudock "Isnt he a kicker?"

 

[hawkcapt1912]

Look around Jeremy, see these empty seats? Without you, it'll be more of the same on gameday. You don't want that, do you Jimmy?

 

[lightning1]

Zook - "Did I mention that I recently joined the Illinois Nazis?"
Jake - "I hate Illinois Nazis!"
Jake - "Elwood, get the car."

 

[ISUhawk]

Mom- eeee where is Chris Hansen when you need him?

Jake to Zook - Come in!! Let me just go change into something a little more comfortable...there are cookies on the counter!! (enter Mr. Hansen)

 

[Hawkize1]

Look son, here's all you need to know about Illinois football: I can bench press 280- 5 times, I can power squat 500 -3 times, I can clean and jerk 325, I can leg press 600lbs. I can text like a banshee. That's all you need to know son. So I'll have you sign here.

 

[Hawkeye2929]

We are just going to take this season one game at a time, one game at a time, ONE GAME AT A TIME

 

[Cosity82]

"In all truthfulness..."

 

[InNormwetrust]

"I love sunglasses, hot moms never know when I'm checking them out instead of recruiting their child."

 

[IATrainMaster101]

"So, would you say your moreof a team Edward guy or a team Jacob guy"

 

[cibula11]

I hope his hot mom goes for the "blind guy" act.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

"Son, Don't look at my wins & losses. Look at who I have recruited over the years. I recruited Juice Williams, Jason Ford, Areola Benn & have nothin' to show for it. You could be the start of something special. High profile bowl games are really overrated."

"Dude, your mom is really really hot. If it doesn't work out with your ole' man, just put in a good word for the Zookster, will ya?"

"On your way out, stop in Overton Park, go to the tallest pine tree to the R of the little lake in the NE part. Look behind the tree at the base & there is a little envelope with a little something in it. Just for the record, I don't know what. You know what I mean?"

"Did I mention your mom is really hot"

 

[DaDynasty]

Zook - Wait until your mom see's my water skiing pictures

 

[clicheusername3]

"I'm telling you, she's got 150,000 easy miles on her, your not gonna find a more cherry 85 Honda Civic in the Tri-State area. I'll start the paperwork."

 

[NEIChawk]

"Hey, thanks for letting rest on your shoulder. As you can tell my left heel has been really bugging me chasing after you. Why don't you just say yes to Illinois, so I can go lie down."

 

[Hawke]

I used to coach in a better conference, son.

 

[1809hawkeye]

Hold on hold on wait for it... thhhhp ah I feel so much better, "zook says smiling." You smell that son, mom goes yes Mr. Zook it smells like you qweefd

Sorry Im not a writer either can I spell a fart sound.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Hold on hold on wait for it... thhhhp ah I feel so much better, "zook says smiling." You smell that son, mom goes yes Mr. Zook it smells like you qweefd

Sorry Im not a writer either can I spell a fart sound.

I'm going to guess you're quite young.

 

[GravyJones]

I'm going to guess you're quite young.

Unpossible, he was a hawkeye in 1809.