Caption this photo of new QB Jacob Rudock

[TritonHawkeye]

STRANGER DANGER!

WINNER!!!!

 

[Pooker]

"I'm telling you, she's got 150,000 easy miles on her, your not gonna find a more cherry 85 Honda Civic in the Tri-State area. I'll start the paperwork."

Excellent!!!

 

[grandmahawk]

I hope his hot mom goes for the "blind guy" act.

Nice!

 

[PJHawk]

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"So Jake, has anyone ever told you your mom has a nice @ss?"

 

[morley10]

I work for BP, I mean Illinois and if you sign I have some good Florida beach front property I can get you dirt cheap.

 

[Billso]

"Son, is that a rabbit in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Palpatine]

Hey, uh, ...yeah, the SEC is a better conference, and Kirk is a LOT more intelligent than me, but, uh... come on, why don't you play for the Zookster?

 

[PJHawk]

"I'm telling you, she's got 150,000 easy miles on her, your not gonna find a more cherry 85 Honda Civic in the Tri-State area. I'll start the paperwork."

Winner. A shady used car salesman is the complete essence of who Ron Zook is.

 

[DeputyHawk]

"Hey Jake.....Hey Hey Jake....Jake.....Jake...Hey look at me, i'm Ray Charles!"

 

[Billso]

"Hey Jake... Hey Hey Jake... Jake... Jake... Hey, I'm the Annoying Orange, can you do pushups? Hahahahahahahaha!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA[/ame]

 

[NEIChawk]

"Now, son, I'm hearing some really disturbing news regarding Sally Mason, and all that tailgating hulla-balloo in Iowa. Now, here at Illinois, we want our fans to be so stinking drunk, because that's the only way they can get through our games. So, whattya say?? Are you in?"

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Oh, shoot...I really thought I was out of reach, Coach Zook...how long are your freakin' arms?

 

[PeoriaHWKI]

Jacob: "Mom, I honestly thought he was going to rape me. He had this weird look in his eye and at one point he said let's get it on."

 

[fuldose]

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Winner!


Just giving you a hard time, fuldose...you can fix that by clicking your edit button under the post and putting a caption under the pic.

 

[fuldose]

Son, let me tell you something. Recruiting you is an absolute pain in my a**! I can prove it, do you want to see the hemroids hanging out of my a**?

 

[Hawkeyeflood]

My boy, would you like to know what my left hand was doing just one hour ago?