What's the stross threat about?

I didn’t go to Iowa but partied there often with my former HS classmates, I couldn’t tell you where it was anymore, but one of my friend’s roommates made a beer bong that went from the ground all the way up to the third floor balcony. Had a ball valve shutoff too. No clue how many beers it held but I obviously gave it my best try more than once. I remember there was so much pressure I couldn’t keep it contained and a lot of it came out my nose.

Now I walk from the mall, eat IHOP with my kid, and take the train to the game and bitch about popcorn prices.
So your what a 'normal' human is.
 
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