Urban Meyer caught cheating on his wife













I see some sanctions in Urban's future involving loss of many privileges, possible some scholarships, some penalties involving couch time. Time to shop Jarreds.
 


Well, considering he's put a target on his back by assuming a "holier than thou" public persona, I'd say he's asked to be judged at a higher standard. At the minimum, he is likely a few distinct, conscious steps into a potentially bad situation here as far as it relates to his marital fidelity.

To his credit (from a PR standpoint at least), he is trying to get in front of it and has already put out a statement:

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WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?
 


WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?
Urban had a mouth full of the girl's *ussy and his mind trailed off as he was coming up with a bullshit statement.....obviously. ;)
 
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Dude, Walmart. I used to do a bit of grocery shopping there, they had some insanely good prices. But the smell! Every Walmart I walk into smells like sweaty feet, I just can't do it.

I do miss Fairway though. Nice and cozy, could find everything quick and get out. And that meat counter - dayum, best ground beef in town.
I miss Fareways... Did most all our grocery shopping at the one in Cherokee as a kid. Down here it's Piggly Wigglys if you don't want to go to Wal Mart...
 
















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