Urban Meyer caught cheating on his wife

[HuckFinn]

I am not in any way interested in this thread. It is the Paul Finebaum of sports news.

 

[Esteshawk]

Big deal. He's getting a lap dance from Trevor Lawrence.

That was good.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

FFS..some of you guys need to find a hobby..take up woodworking, or something.

 

[99topdawg]

FFS..some of you guys need to find a hobby..take up woodworking, or something.

That girl in the video looked like she was doing some woodworking.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Evaluating a free agent tight end for the team.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Evaluating a free agent tight end for the team.

This is Urban Meyer, not Rick Pitino

 

[dahlhawk]

I see some sanctions in Urban's future involving loss of many privileges, possible some scholarships, some penalties involving couch time. Time to shop Jarreds.

 

[tweeterhawk]

Well, considering he's put a target on his back by assuming a "holier than thou" public persona, I'd say he's asked to be judged at a higher standard. At the minimum, he is likely a few distinct, conscious steps into a potentially bad situation here as far as it relates to his marital fidelity.

To his credit (from a PR standpoint at least), he is trying to get in front of it and has already put out a statement:

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WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?

Urban had a mouth full of the girl's *ussy and his mind trailed off as he was coming up with a bullshit statement.....obviously.

 

[Seth53]

Maybe it was this chick's mom?

 

[CP87]

WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?

A reference to an MLB broadcaster's in-game apology

 

[hawkdrummer1]

That girl in the video looked like she was doing some woodworking.

OK...that was funny.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Big deal. He's getting a lap dance from Trevor Lawrence.

Now we know why he's starting over CJ Beathard anyway...

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Dude, Walmart. I used to do a bit of grocery shopping there, they had some insanely good prices. But the smell! Every Walmart I walk into smells like sweaty feet, I just can't do it.

I do miss Fairway though. Nice and cozy, could find everything quick and get out. And that meat counter - dayum, best ground beef in town.

I miss Fareways... Did most all our grocery shopping at the one in Cherokee as a kid. Down here it's Piggly Wigglys if you don't want to go to Wal Mart...

 

[dagdaj]

Let's be honest here. If any of us saw Hayden in a bar, we woulda been grindin' him.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Let's be honest here. If any of us saw Hayden in a bar, we woulda been grindin' him.

Hahaha If he wanted it he'd get it. There'd be no hesitation.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

That girl in the video looked like she was doing some woodworking.

I thought Vodka Sam showed up again.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

WTF does the last half of that statement even mean? The part starting “As there’s a drive into deep left field …”?

Wondering the same. If he indeed stated that, the guys falling off his rocker again.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Hahaha If he wanted it he'd get it. There'd be no hesitation.

And his press statement would be "Hey um, I'm just scratchin' where it's itchin!" then he'd move on.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

And his press statement would be "Hey um, I'm just scratchin' where it's itchin!" then he'd move on.

Post of the day award right here folks haha!