UPDATED: Adam Woodbury block-o-meter thread

[DuffMan]

My favorite was saying Field House phenom Andre Murphy was going to be better than Horner or any other Iowa PG in recent memory.

#neversaidanythingremotelyclosetothis

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

#trollmod

 

[hawkfan33]

My favorite was saying Field House phenom Andre Murphy was going to be better than Horner or any other Iowa PG in recent memory.

LOLerz, that's classic Duff.

 

[DuffMan]

LOLerz, that's classic Duff.

LOLerz as in never happened.

 

[DuffMan]

This is the official thread of Adam's assault on the Iowa shot blocking record books. I'll keep everyone up to date as Adam takes down the all-time Iowa shot blocking record.


Game 1: 3 blocks, 3 down, 355 to go.
Game 2: 1 block, rollin rollin rollin, keep them blocks a flowin, on the record books yer showin, white guy.
Game 3: 1 block, he's the next Dikembe Mikabe Balony Ikembe Domo Arigato Mr. Robato Mutumbo
Game 4: 1 block, like the Orlando city council, he's blocking a Gardener
Game 5: 0 blocks, this is just an apparition, he'll block a ****-load next game
Game 6: 1 block, its a real Shocker he only got one block tonight
Game 7: 3 blocks, Va Tech took 61 shots, Woody got his hands on 3 of em
Game 8: 0 blocks, Gabe had 3 but they were all "garbage blocks"
Game 9: 1 block, what does Woody have in common with South Dakota State's Karim Rowson? 1 block.
Game 10: 0 blocks, at least we beat them Clowns!
Game 11: 0 blocks, State champs mother****ers!
Game 12: 0 blocks, SC State's mascot is not the Gamecocks, but they cockblocked the shotblock.
Game 13: 0 blocks, they game planned around Woody and didn't attempt a shot while he was playing.
Game 14: 1 block, solid B10 debut
Game 15: 0 blocks, 2 blocks in the last 8 games, I'm sensing a pattern here...
Game 16: 0 blocks, Jim Burr's poor officiating clearly cost Woody a block or two, or eleven.
Game 17: 0 blocks, in Woodys defense jNW is the longest most athletic team in the league.
Game 18: 0 blocks, 1 fg made, 2 pts, 3 reb, 4 fouls, 5 is his position.

Season total: 12 blocks, .666 blocks per game, 3rd on the team in blocks.

 

[ssckelley]

Lmao, you will not let this go will ya?

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Why must you keep making fun of a kid? This is sad for you as a person duff and Diesel for letting this guy be a mod on your site.

#poorchoices

#heydontmakefunofthefootballcoachmakefunofplayers

 

[DuffMan]

Using funds donated to www.hawkeyenation.com a joint venture between Ghost and Duff labs is underway to try to determin why Woody isn't blocking more shots. Pictured below is Adam, along with the top shot-blocker from the NCAA in each of the last three years.

Adam Woodbury, 7-1, .666 blocks per game.

2012: Chris Obekpa, 6-8, 4.83 blocks per game.

2011: Anthony Davis, 6-10, 4.6 blocks per game.

2010: William Mosley, 6-7, 4.9 blocks per game


We are researching this subject dilligently and will report our findings as soon as possible.

 

[PCHawk]

Using funds donated to www.hawkeyenation.com a joint venture between Ghost and Duff labs is underway to try to determin why Woody isn't blocking more shots. Pictured below is Adam, along with the top shot-blocker from the NCAA in each of the last three years.

Adam Woodbury, 7-1, .666 blocks per game.

2012: Chris Obekpa, 6-8, 4.83 blocks per game.

2011: Anthony Davis, 6-10, 4.6 blocks per game.

2010: William Mosley, 6-7, 4.9 blocks per game


We are researching this subject dilligently and will report our findings as soon as possible.

Judging by those pictures, I'd say his hair's to long.

 

[GotTimDodge]

haha this thread is hella great

 

[GhostofBTT]

GhostLabs preliminary findings report that Woodbury does not have many blocks because his presence is so physically imposing in the paint, he only has the opportunity to contest 2.3 shots per game, resulting in a very low block total.

 

[RocknRollface]

Using funds donated to www.hawkeyenation.com a joint venture between Ghost and Duff labs is underway to try to determin why Woody isn't blocking more shots. Pictured below is Adam, along with the top shot-blocker from the NCAA in each of the last three years.

Adam Woodbury, 7-1, .666 blocks per game.

2012: Chris Obekpa, 6-8, 4.83 blocks per game.

2011: Anthony Davis, 6-10, 4.6 blocks per game.

2010: William Mosley, 6-7, 4.9 blocks per game


We are researching this subject dilligently and will report our findings as soon as possible.

Heres # 2 and 3 for this year

 

[Jjgoiowa11]

Ogre city.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Damn look at that uni brow

 

[ssckelley]

so basically all Woodbury has to do is work on his tan and he will rebound better.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Woodburys hands could easily fit all the way around any critics throat.

 

[1hawkeye1]

If this thread is so damned funny and brilliant then it should be fine for me to start a "J.O. 3pt Sniper" thread. Right?

 

[dave3912]

If this thread is so damned funny and brilliant then it should be fine for me to start a "J.O. 3pt Sniper" thread. Right?

Everyone loves Woody, but HATES J.O.!

 

[hawkfan33]

So Duff has moved from just trolling to race baiting now too. Now that's what mods are for.

 

[Section136]

So Duff has moved from just trolling to race baiting now too. Now that's what mods are for.

HEY!!! Jon is busy peddling t shirt and trucker hats to mod this board or mod his mods.