The Sand People Slowly Learning Their Roles In This World...

[Fryowa]

It’s happened folks.

They’ve created a sad, pathetic little whimper of a thread on fuskerboard where those genetic leftovers have finally admitted that they lick our boots like a dope fiend looking for some residue.

https://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/91636-evaluating-where-iowa-is/

That’s right, you mulleted fucks...

Take your Trans-Ams, Super Nintendos, and Starter jackets and go back to the census-designated shit holes you crawled out of. Your copper headed bastard child can just as well join Riley, Pelini, Callahan, Eichorst, Pederson, and Solich in the fast-expanding graveyard of nebraska football ruiners. What's sweetest of all, is that the ones with the biggest hand in nuking this shell of a football team are you the fans. You have no one to blame but yourselves, and it's goddamned glorious.

Keep bringing your hilarious red balloons, your corn cob dildo hats, and those ridiculous skull and crossbones shirts to your fake "sell-outs" every week so we can keep laughing at your fog machine introductions and stadium full of surrender cobras. You miserable fucks don't even have a basketball or wrestling team to distract you from your 10 ply soft football squad. Maybe you're good at swimming. I'd have to google it.

GO BIG RED!

Fellow HN posters, revel.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

There’s a lot of praise for Ferentz and the Hawks there. Dare I say they’re close to becoming self-aware. Then you’ve got the tards who can’t form a complete sentence. That’s Nebraska for you, always on the cusp, or so they think. Side note, their coach looks like he’s seeing ghosts.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

It’s happened folks.

They’ve created a sad, pathetic little whimper of a thread on fuskerboard where those genetic leftovers have finally admitted that they lick our boots like a dope fiend looking for some residue.

https://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/91636-evaluating-where-iowa-is/

That’s right, you mulleted fucks...

Take your Trans-Ams, Super Nintendos, and Starter jackets and go back to the census-designated shit holes you crawled out of. Your copper headed bastard child can just as well join Riley, Pelini, Callahan, Eichorst, Pederson, and Solich in the fast-expanding graveyard of nebraska football ruiners. What's sweetest of all, is that the ones with the biggest hand in nuking this shell of a football team are you the fans. You have no one to blame but yourselves, and it's goddamned glorious.

Keep bringing your hilarious red balloons, your corn cob dildo hats, and those ridiculous skull and crossbones shirts to your fake "sell-outs" every week so we can keep laughing at your fog machine introductions and stadium full of surrender cobras. You miserable fucks don't even have a basketball or wrestling team to distract you from your 10 ply soft football squad. Maybe you're good at swimming. I'd have to google it.

GO BIG RED!

Fellow HN posters, rejoice and revel.

You never fail! Freaking brilliant.

Oh, I think they have good volleyball.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Post attrition rankings seems to be the term of the thread for them... When trying to compare why their higher rated recruiting classes are outperformed by ours over and over. Hasn't been just a Frost thing that's going back aways now... Till they get a defense and Oline and consistent QB play they are going to struggle. That's a heck of a lot since their QB regressed from yr 1 to yr 2. I don't think anyone would argue he improved anyway... Frost has his work cutout for him that's for sure

 

[1hawkeye1]

Yeah, but "Michigan and Ohio St are running scared." LOL

 

[ArvadaHawk]

"Iowa has had some talent. You can almost make the argument that they underachieve for the talent they have on the roster."

 

[Fryowa]

Yeah, but "Michigan and Ohio St are running scared." LOL

And when they play Purdue it’s a “winnable game.”

 

[#1DieHardHawk]

Boy, talk about a pivot.

The narrative out of Nebraska for years has been, "We're the better team and program, and Iowa's day of reckoning is coming."

Now, it's, "Iowa is the more talented team and better program, but something must be right with us or wrong with them because we are keeping the games close."

My favorite line from the comments was, "We came into the Big 10 from the Big 12 thinking we were going to show the Big 10 how to play football. It hasn't worked out so well."

LOL. That's some first rate t-shirt and bulletin board material right there.

 

[westender]

I don't know that he got it or will get it, but I saw from someone credible on twitter that Pelini was a candidate for DC at LSU. Can't believe some larger school didn't take a chance on him again sooner. Maybe he just wanted to sit at Youngstown and collect the extra pay from Nebraska.

 

[westender]

The black shirts deal is just dumb as hell.

 

[Hawk1960]

Wait until they hear we picked up Cronk as a grad transfer on the OL. They need a guy like him in the worst way.

 

[PlatypusMessiah]

The way Frost is recruiting is contributing to Nebraska’s problems. I swear Frost stole my recruiting strategy from the old NCAA football video game. All he does is offer a bunch of high star players that he knows nothing about. Nebraska becomes a fall back for highly rated players with problems that other schools would pass on. The problem guys show up and he tries to fill the holes in lineup with any guy late in the process. In the end, a lot of kids leave early because they get kicked off the team, kicked out of school, or just quit. Nebraska struggles with identity and unity and until their head coach establishes those things, they are going to remain mediocre at best.

 

[HawkU]

 

[hawkinn3]

So apparently we are so talented we are actually underachieving according to the little red fans. Can’t make this shit up.

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

The way Frost is recruiting is contributing to Nebraska’s problems. I swear Frost is stoke my recruiting strategy from the old NCAA football video game. All he does is offer a bunch of high star players that he knows nothing about. Nebraska becomes a fall back for highly rated players with problems that other schools would pass on. The problem guys show up and he tries to fill the holes in lineup with any guy late in the process. In the end, a lot of kids leave early because they get kicked off the team, kicked out of school, or just quit. Nebraska struggles with identity and unity and until their head coach establishes those things, they are going to remain mediocre at best.

This.

 

[ChosenChildren]

It’s happened folks.

They’ve created a sad, pathetic little whimper of a thread on fuskerboard where those genetic leftovers have finally admitted that they lick our boots like a dope fiend looking for some residue.

https://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/91636-evaluating-where-iowa-is/

That’s right, you mulleted fucks...

Take your Trans-Ams, Super Nintendos, and Starter jackets and go back to the census-designated shit holes you crawled out of. Your copper headed bastard child can just as well join Riley, Pelini, Callahan, Eichorst, Pederson, and Solich in the fast-expanding graveyard of nebraska football ruiners. What's sweetest of all, is that the ones with the biggest hand in nuking this shell of a football team are you the fans. You have no one to blame but yourselves, and it's goddamned glorious.

Keep bringing your hilarious red balloons, your corn cob dildo hats, and those ridiculous skull and crossbones shirts to your fake "sell-outs" every week so we can keep laughing at your fog machine introductions and stadium full of surrender cobras. You miserable fucks don't even have a basketball or wrestling team to distract you from your 10 ply soft football squad. Maybe you're good at swimming. I'd have to google it.

GO BIG RED!

Fellow HN posters, revel.

It’s happened folks.

They’ve created a sad, pathetic little whimper of a thread on fuskerboard where those genetic leftovers have finally admitted that they lick our boots like a dope fiend looking for some residue.

https://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/91636-evaluating-where-iowa-is/

That’s right, you mulleted fucks...

Take your Trans-Ams, Super Nintendos, and Starter jackets and go back to the census-designated shit holes you crawled out of. Your copper headed bastard child can just as well join Riley, Pelini, Callahan, Eichorst, Pederson, and Solich in the fast-expanding graveyard of nebraska football ruiners. What's sweetest of all, is that the ones with the biggest hand in nuking this shell of a football team are you the fans. You have no one to blame but yourselves, and it's goddamned glorious.

Keep bringing your hilarious red balloons, your corn cob dildo hats, and those ridiculous skull and crossbones shirts to your fake "sell-outs" every week so we can keep laughing at your fog machine introductions and stadium full of surrender cobras. You miserable fucks don't even have a basketball or wrestling team to distract you from your 10 ply soft football squad. Maybe you're good at swimming. I'd have to google it.

GO BIG RED!

Fellow HN posters, revel.

Sand People is the best nickname of all time for Nebraska.

If you have never traveled across the entire State of Nebraska from east to west, do it some time. At that point, you will truly appreciate how appropriate "Sand People" is.....most of the State is a desert.

 

[ChosenChildren]

Road wins at Lincoln in 2013, 2015, 2017 and 2019. That is an amazing achievement for Iowa. Has it ever been done before, by anyone, winning 4 games in a row at Nebraska?

 

[revkev73]

Nebraska needs to clean a few things up.

 

[westender]

Road wins at Lincoln in 2013, 2015, 2017 and 2019. That is an amazing achievement for Iowa. Has it ever been done before, by anyone, winning 4 games in a row at Nebraska?

Mike Riley didn't. Bazinga

 

[PlatypusMessiah]

Road wins at Lincoln in 2013, 2015, 2017 and 2019. That is an amazing achievement for Iowa. Has it ever been done before, by anyone, winning 4 games in a row at Nebraska?

last I checked, Iowa had the 3rd longest winning streak in Lincoln. Nebraska and Oklahoma have more. There is a span in the 50s where the Sooners owned Nebraska that is going to be hard to beat.