Olympic Hurdler Laura Jones = Anna Kournikova

[ATLHawkeye]

It's funny how people who spend hundreds of hours and make thousands of posts on a sports message board belittle the accomplishments of an athlete that has been world champion and competed multiple times in the Olympics. Wow... just wow.

 

[ATLHawkeye]

And... What do you want to bet this Forsyth lady is really ugly!

 

[shonblatt]

LOLo didn't medal! Oats called it.

Lolo wasn't expected to medal. She's had a tough season. Today was her season's best time. If anything she exceeded expectations.

 

[Scorpio79]

TEH SECKSY VIRGIN IS A FRAUD!!!!!!!1!

 

[KansasHawkeye]

I really try hard not to do any name calling, but..

Oates=putz
Scorp=putz

You two deserve your own metal and I will let you choose your own place to put it.

 

[Clark]

I really try hard not to do any name calling, but..

Oates=putz
Scorp=putz

You two deserve your own metal and I will let you choose your own place to put it.

Are we talking about some sort of steel/aluminum mixture here?

 

[KansasHawkeye]

lolo on the track right now

 

[KansasHawkeye]

Just 4th in the world, for all you doubters.

 

[MisterLucky]

OK she is attractive but nowhere near Anna K. She is using sex to sell her image. There is the fact that she brings up her sexuality and poses nude. Her name is Laura or Lori (whatever) instead she goes by Lolo short for... Lolita. This is a famous movie about an adult male sleeping with a teenager... forbidden fruit anyone. She is getting paid and using Christianity and sex to do it! Smart move appeal to most men by posing nude while making her acceptable to the religous types by SAYING she is virgin. I could see where some religous people mightfeel taken advantage of though.
It will not matter soon. She needs to take advantage of this because in a month she will be footnote again or that girl who tripped in 2008.

Wow! This is a major reach. Seems to me that everyone on this board calls themselves something other than their real name. I am baffled by some of the hateful comments about this young woman

 

[gohawkz]

OK she is attractive but nowhere near Anna K. She is using sex to sell her image. There is the fact that she brings up her sexuality and poses nude. Her name is Laura or Lori (whatever) instead she goes by Lolo short for... Lolita. This is a famous movie about an adult male sleeping with a teenager... forbidden fruit anyone. She is getting paid and using Christianity and sex to do it! Smart move appeal to most men by posing nude while making her acceptable to the religous types by SAYING she is virgin. I could see where some religous people mightfeel taken advantage of though.
It will not matter soon. She needs to take advantage of this because in a month she will be footnote again or that girl who tripped in 2008.

I've seen giraffes who didn't stretch that far. You think her name is somehow tied to Lolita? You need help from someone who can prescribe strong drugs to help you.

 

[AHawk1]

Dude, I am a Christian, and I lost my virginity to my wife at age 25. I reveal that last fact, knowing I have a heap of message board ball-busting coming my way, because I am one of the people that Ms. Jones claims to be, and I ain't buying it.

It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.

I've heard about those fella's that married the first women that would drop their drawers for them. 25 seems a little bit old these days to get that first piece of A$$, but you can only play the hand you've been dealt.

 

[Scorpio79]

I've heard about those fella's that married the first women that would drop their drawers for them. 25 seems a little bit old these days to get that first piece of A$$, but you can only play the hand you've been dealt.

drunk again, eh sarge?

 

[AHawk1]

drunk again, eh sarge?

 

[KansasHawkeye]

I've heard about those fella's that married the first women that would drop their drawers for them. 25 seems a little bit old these days to get that first piece of A$$, but you can only play the hand you've been dealt.

drunk again, eh sarge?

At least he's been promoted beyond the first levels, unlike some.

 

[Scorpio79]

At least he's been promoted beyond the first levels, unlike some.

*yawn*

You're not much of an alt. If I was forced to assign a grade on the traditional scale, I'd give you a D.

 

[KansasHawkeye]

At least he's been promoted beyond the first levels, unlike some.

*yawn*You're not much of an alt. If I was forced to assign a grade on the traditional scale, I'd give you a D.

Let's play. I play chess, you play checkers.

 

[Scorpio79]

monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

First lay at 25? Nah, that's no good. No good at all.

 

[Scorpio79]

^ dick breath ^

 

[KansasHawkeye]

monopoly, 21, checkers, and chessyeah yeah, yeah, yeah

Epic retort, Master Meme. How 'bout you let some of the other members express their opinion without you crushing them with you're smart aleck, know-it-all aproach to every post?