Olympic Hurdler Laura Jones = Anna Kournikova

You're so bitter, Oates. Smh.. However, I don't buy it one bit that she's a virgin still. No way.
 
I thought her name was Lori (seriously)? I've seen Lori, but never Laura.
Either way, Oats is right. Sorry, Shane, but he is.

Bullsh!t, Vin...you and "Oates" have been hating on her since you found out she's a Christian and a virgin...you're both being petty and herpin' and derpin' your way through it.
 
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I have no problem with the fact that is marketable to idiots, my problem is the whole "sexy virgin" public image she chooses to project, because she is unable to project a "winning athlete" image. That's not an accident. It's pathetic, and it deserves scorn. Personally, I think Ms. Jones is a great role model, but the way she chooses to present herself saddens me.



That's true. After next week, people will remember who Anna Kournikova was.


Wow what a classless and clueless comment...
 
Bullsh!t, Vin...you and "Oates" have been hating on her since you found out she's a Christian and a virgin...you're both being petty and herpin' and derpin' your way through it.

Ghoasts is trolling you hard Shane. I'd just stay out of this thread if I was you.
 
Let's see here.....She's a two time World Champion. She has a great "rags-to-riches" story that can help motivate and inspire those who are also down on their luck and show them that it's possible to pick yourself up from that. She's led a chaste life and has shown other young women (such as my daughter) that how often you spread your legs for men doesn't dictate your worth.

Yeah, there's certainly a lot to criticize, isn't there?:rolleyes:
 
Bullsh!t, Vin...you and "Oates" have been hating on her since you found out she's a Christian and a virgin...you're both being petty and herpin' and derpin' your way through it.

Dude, I am a Christian, and I lost my virginity to my wife at age 25. I reveal that last fact, knowing I have a heap of message board ball-busting coming my way, because I am one of the people that Ms. Jones claims to be, and I ain't buying it.

It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.
 
Dude, I am a Christian, and I lost my virginity to my wife at age 25. I reveal that last fact, knowing I have a heap of message board ball-busting coming my way, because I am one of the people that Ms. Jones claims to be, and I ain't buying it.

It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.

Manipulating people? Are you serious? What is she manipulating people to do?

And you don't think one person would have came forward to the media for 15 minutes of fame if they had been with her? Just like with Tebow, if there was someone out there they would have come out by now.
 
Bullsh!t, Vin...you and "Oates" have been hating on her since you found out she's a Christian and a virgin...you're both being petty and herpin' and derpin' your way through it.
Dude, I am a Christian, and I lost my virginity to my wife at age 25. I reveal that last fact, knowing I have a heap of message board ball-busting coming my way, because I am one of the people that Ms. Jones claims to be, and I ain't buying it. It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.

yep, ugly
 
It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.

Somebody needs to post one of those "Not sure if you are serious" pictures.

1) Her attractiveness is not debatable.
2) Her success is not modest (wouldn't it be cool to be one of the top 3 or 5 or even 100 in the world at what I do).
 
She was the best person in the world at what she does for a period of years, and she has a pretty good chance to medal at the olympics. Her success isn't modest unless you only measure success by Olympic gold.

She's the female Tebow. People hate her because she's a Christian virgin, and she gets media attention for it.

As for her doing adverts, your relevent time as a premier athlete is incredibly short. You have to cash in when you get a chance.
 
Somebody needs to post one of those "Not sure if you are serious" pictures.

1) Her attractiveness is not debatable.
2) Her success is not modest (wouldn't it be cool to be one of the top 3 or 5 or even 100 in the world at what I do).

1. Fair enough

2. She is not one of the top 3 in what she does. She finished 3rd in US qualifying, and 5 people have run better than her best time this year alone. The only championships she has are 60m indoor hurdles, which is not even an Olympic event.

Either way, that's not the point I'm making. She is what she is. An Anna Kournikova or a Danica Patrick.
 
Dude, I am a Christian, and I lost my virginity to my wife at age 25. I reveal that last fact, knowing I have a heap of message board ball-busting coming my way, because I am one of the people that Ms. Jones claims to be, and I ain't buying it.

It has nothing to do with her (debatable) attractiveness, not her (modest) success, but rather the way she is manipulating people with her public image.

Wow you are so full of it, that it is not even funny.
 
I knew I shouldn't have even read this thread.....the sheer amount of fail posted by Oats in this thread is unprecedented.

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2. She is not one of the top 3 in what she does. She finished 3rd in US qualifying, and 5 people have run better than her best time this year alone. The only championships she has are 60m indoor hurdles, which is not even an Olympic event.

Either way, that's not the point I'm making. She is what she is. An Anna Kournikova or a Danica Patrick.

She ran the 2nd fastest time in the olympics in the opening heats. She HAS BEEN the best hurdler in the world, and was clearly the best hurdler in 2008 when she made a mistake that kept her off the medal stand.

You are absolutely wrong here and it's a shame you refuse to look at facts.
 
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