***Official "I Wish Alford Was Still Playing So We Could Kick His Red and White Striped Pants Wearing Ass" Game Thread***

[hawkeyewx]

WTF is up with Weezy's FT shooting?

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Again, just getting passed the first weekend will be a big accomplishment.

 

[HuckFinn]

No trolling here, I’m an alum. Not sold on this team.

You should have gotten your degree

Not our night.

And like I said, future opponents will be taking copious notes.

what will they say? Make Iowa shoot poorly?

Some writers had Iowa a No. 1 in a region. Kiss that goodbye.

yeah, temporarily. One game.

 

[hawkeyewx]

12 f'ing minutes since Iowa has scored a basket!!! That is unreal for the top offense in the country.

 

[ssckelley]

Was the last field goal made by Nunge?

 

[HawkeyeFever]

Welp...learn from it and move on, Hawks

 

[Stanzi]

just tuned in. WTF happened?

We've gone 11 minutes without making a field goal. Lol.

 

[smitharooney]

Connor is 58 percent from the free throw line and 29 from downtown . Somebody needs to ask his dad why he starts

 

[hawkeyewx]

Seriously, did someone put a lid over Iowa's basket?

 

[hawkeyewx]

wtf is JoeT f'ing around with the ball for?

 

[Stanzi]

We need to be shooting 3's. If we're going to miss everything we might as well miss from 3.

 

[ssckelley]

Connor is 58 percent from the free throw line and 29 from downtown . Somebody needs to ask his dad why he starts

Well for one Fran doesn’t look at the numbers, anyone who watches the games can see the value he has on the floor.

 

[ssckelley]

THEY MADE A BASKET!!!

 

[Northside Hawk]

Tomorrow's Newspaper Headlines:

"Hoosiers In Phinasee Land"

"Offensive Performance By Hawkeyes"

"Hoosiers Are Hawkeyes' Daddies"

"Archie-ing Toward A Big Upset"

 

[Stanzi]

Wow...this is unreal. I'm not even exaggerating when I say I've never seen anything like this from ANY team.

 

[BigD]

Huge mistake by Fran to leave Jbo in the game. He should have played JoeT more to help break down the offense and play better defense.
If Jbo isn’t shooting and scoring he is a total liability. I wonder if he is sick as he just looks bad.
If you watch a re-run watch him just stand around in the corner. That is not a position to be in as you can’t get back on defense from that position.

 

[RyDogg]

I love him when he's on, but Bohanon sucks balls tonight. Would have liked to see him sit a lot more when he doesn't have it.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Tomorrow's Newspaper Headlines:

"Hoosiers In Phinasee Land"

"Offensive Performance By Hawkeyes"

"Hoosiers Are Hawkeyes' Daddies"

"Archie-ing Toward A Big Upset"

"JBO can't back up his own shit on his own podcasts."

 

[Stanzi]

OMG SHOOT 3's

 

[spliff45]

WTF is up with Weezy's FT shooting?

He also has 3 plus years of showing up for half games or not at all