Haven't had a loony bin fight in a while...so I guess I'll stack some logs up, find some dry kindling, pour gas on, and light the match.
I watched "the news" last night. Because above all I love to laugh.
H5N1 bird flu is
HERE, PEOPLE...
Even thought the CDC says the transmission and danger to people is incredibly rare and it isn't a public health concern, we must AT ONCE begin masking, forehead temping, social distancing, and shut all sports and gatherings down. POST HASTE! There should obviously be some cardboard cutout fans left over from 'Rona that we can use. Oh, and as a result of new, thorough, federally-funded independent research, the proper social distance distance has been determined to be 7.3294 feet and will replace the previous 6 foot distance. Please round up to 7.33 feet for simplicity. The USDA will be providing 7.33' long measurement implements at no cost (ahem...) to citizens, max quantity of 18 per person and 162 per household. If you are unsure of how many SDMIs (Social Distancing Measurement Implements) your household may need, please fill out government form SDMI-32A496-DD518A and within 180 days you will receive a voucher for the correct quantity of SDMIs redeemable at select Walgreens locations upon presentation of a valid SSN and DNA swab (your data will
not be tracked nor stored by the Federal Government). These SDMIs will require 3 drops of blood before they can be activated (instructions for activation to be provided at a later date via a secure website requiring a valid SSN for access), and an active SDMI will be required beginning June 1, 2024 in order to have your municipal water service turned back on at your home or apartment building.
The government MUST help us.
SHUT IT DOWN!!!
This is a TEAM effort and we CANNOT make rational decisions without outside help from the elected. DO THE RIGHT THING FOR THE COUNTRY AND OUR FUTURE CHILDREN AND PETS.
SHUT. IT. DOWN.