okeefe4prez
Well-Known Member
My wife is 36, I'm sure she would be willing to do what it takes to keep KF here, even if that means donating her womb. She loves my demeanor on football Saturdays, especially this past season.
Excellent. This is why I love Iowa football. We're all a big family and two random guys have offered to donate their wives' wombs to help preserve the future of the football program. Hey Coach Paul Rhoads, good luck finding a Clown fan's wife who can stay sober for 9 and a half months to preserve your legacy at Iowa State.