I honestly cannot follow whether you and Huck hate this hire or like it. I think hate.
Comparing JP's resume with either Davis or BF's is a joke. Philbin has a deep college and NFL resume. He has been a successful OL coach and OC. He rose to the level of NFL HC, twice. The man has demonstrated that he knows how to coach and develop individual players, he has been a successful play caller, and he has experience as a CEO. Davis and BF had little of those attributes.
This is strong hire. Better than we deserve, frankly.