Iowa Players Need To Stop Licking On Girls.

[Fryowa]

And by the way, for you people here who haven't yet, get your asses over to the Pick Em thread and get your picks in, stat...

 

[HawkGold]

You have the right to make distasteful comments and get pushback.

Did you not give or get licking today?

 

[MelroseHawkins]

To each their own I guess, but I would describe it as pervy - not humorous. Too many dirty old men around here.

Relax a little. It's pervy because it's a known fact that guys like to lick on girls in college? Ok. -- Signed Trigger Man.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

HawkGold and Ree4.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

You have the right to make distasteful comments and get pushback.

Did you not give or get licking today?

I think most objective people could read between the lines and get the point of this thread on the brink of Iowa's football season starting.

I can't help the thin skinned triggered individuals who are in this country now. Good riddance!

 

[Ree4]

HawkGold and Ree4.

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C- for effort

 

[Stanzi]

You have the right to make distasteful comments and get pushback.

Did you not give or get licking today?

I don't see @MelroseHawkins original post as distasteful. A little weird, sure, but not distasteful. I spent 5 years in Iowa City getting my degree and chasing girls. Pretty sure that's what almost every dude does in college.

 

[HawkGold]

I don't see @MelroseHawkins original post as distasteful. A little weird, sure, but not distasteful. I spent 5 years in Iowa City getting my degree and chasing girls. Pretty sure that's what almost every dude does in college.

What does locking imply? Would you show your wife, daughters, and employer your participation in the thread?

 

[HawkGold]

I think most objective people could read between the lines and get the point of this thread on the brink of Iowa's football season starting.

I can't help the thin skinned triggered individuals who are in this country now. Good riddance!

Would you share that thread with wife and daughters? Between thel lines you are OK with certain things beyond football. Bye!

 

[Fryowa]

Would you share that thread with wife and daughters? Between thel lines you are OK with certain things beyond football. Bye!

If there's one thing I've learned it's that when you say "bye," you're not going anywhere.

 

[Robowe]

What does locking imply? Would you show your wife, daughters, and employer your participation in the thread?

Locking?

By the way, I wouldn't share anything I post with my wife, daughter, or employer. It's serious business!

 

[Robowe]

Ok players. Please try very hard to control yourselves the next 11 weeks or so, for the better of the team. Do not go to the bars and pick up the girly girls and lick on them. Do everything you can to prevent getting COVID. 11 weeks guys . C'mon. Commit to 11 weeks of just school and football. You could take the West and possible Championship game. Just avoid licking on the gals guys!!

Had a buddy ask this question before the football season started ... what happens as teams around the country fall out of contention in their conferences/divisions? Do the players become less cavalier about the way they follow guidelines? Or, do players decide to stop playing? For example, Kansas starting RB Pooka Williams opted out just this week. Let's see what happens and hope for the best.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I don't see @MelroseHawkins original post as distasteful. A little weird, sure, but not distasteful. I spent 5 years in Iowa City getting my degree and chasing girls. Pretty sure that's what almost every dude does in college.

Nailed it. Oops, maybe shouldn't have stated "nailed".

Anyway, point is that I don't want the football players taking risks and getting COVID mucking up the season!!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Locking?

By the way, I wouldn't share anything I post with my wife, daughter, or employer. It's serious business!

I locked her a lot!!

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Would you share that thread with wife and daughters? Between thel lines you are OK with certain things beyond football. Bye!

Seriously, chill out. Your shitick is getting old with this board.

So, you never in your life heard an older man or woman, grandpa or grandma ask about a grandchild or if there is anybody little Timmy's been licking on these days?

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Had a buddy ask this question before the football season started ... what happens as teams around the country fall out of contention in their conferences/divisions? Do the players become less cavalier about the way they follow guidelines? Or, do players decide to stop playing? For example, Kansas starting RB Pooka Williams opted out just this week. Let's see what happens and hope for the best.

I heard this question on talk radio as wel and it is interesting because you don't know how certain teams are going to react. What if a team is 2-4, are they just going to pack it in and will many of the players opt out if the season isn't going well. I can see it happening.

 

[HawkGold]

Seriously, chill out. Your shitick is getting old with this board.

So, you never in your life heard an older man or woman, grandpa or grandma ask about a grandchild or if there is anybody little Timmy's been licking on these days?

Cover your ass man.

 

[Chickenlounge]

Seriously, chill out. Your shitick is getting old with this board.

So, you never in your life heard an older man or woman, grandpa or grandma ask about a grandchild or if there is anybody little Timmy's been licking on these days?

I've honestly never heard that phrase before, but I'm also not the least bit offended by it. It's pretty clear it was meant in humor.

Maybe the players should just stay home and do this?

 

[Chickenlounge]

And by the way, for you people here who haven't yet, get your asses over to the Pick Em thread and get your picks in, stat...

Thanks for the reminder! Just got mine in!

 

[HuckFinn]

After wading through this thread, I estimate the “boredom meter” at 99% in Hawkeye Nation.