i peed my pantys
Well, the good news is that I got the new big screen HD TV today that I've been pushing off getting.
Now, why did I get a new HDTV? Because my cat was asleep on my foot and when McNutt caught that pass I jumped into the air, which set off a unfortunate series of events. Number 1, the screen got demolished by a 15lb cat flying right at it. Number 2, I had to bandage up the cat and peel him out of the corner under the bed. He finally came out this afternoon and is fine now... Just got freaked out by the yelling, screaming and profanities yelled at that moment and right afterwards.
Number 3, the GF got mad at me that I also scared the dog and made her pee on the carpet... Thank god she wasn't on my foot or I would have been in the hospital from the GF for hurting our dog. I do however have a charlie horse on my arm from her slugging me.
Lesson one: Do NOT watch Hawkeye football in a room that has overhead light fixtures! About four years ago, I jumped straight into the light in my ceiling fan. No broken glass or anything but I clocked myself a good one...never again!
Anyway, here's a story you might get a kick out of...this's my first chance to write it up. On Saturday I was visiting my niece's college in Kirksville MO. I had planned all along to just watch the game from a sports bar down there or something. Well, it turns out Kirksville hasn't invented satellite TV yet...everything's cable and no BTN. Stupid Missouri. I ended up driving 45 miles back into Iowa just to watch the game. Found and listened to Dolph on the way, then I got to South Fork Restaurant/Bar/Motel in Bloomfield IA in time for the 2nd quarter, in a bar full of Hawk fans (great place BTW, plug plug plug plug)
You better believe the place WENT UP when we won on the last play. People were yelling, screaming, and falling out of their barstools. Once things calmed down a bit, I went to call my sister (also an Iowa grad) from my car, and found out she had been visiting somebody all evening and was waiting to get home and watch the game on DVR. So I not only had to not tell her about the game, but managed to successfully fake "disappointment" in my voice, to throw her off. The best part was when I had to say my "phone was acting up"; it kept beeping with all my other relatives trying to call me, which I couldn't tell her either because then she'd KNOW something was up. And I had to hang up before she could hear people coming out to whoop and holler in the parking lot behind me.
Well, the good news is that I got the new big screen HD TV today that I've been pushing off getting.
Now, why did I get a new HDTV? Because my cat was asleep on my foot and when McNutt caught that pass I jumped into the air, which set off a unfortunate series of events. Number 1, the screen got demolished by a 15lb cat flying right at it. Number 2, I had to bandage up the cat and peel him out of the corner under the bed. He finally came out this afternoon and is fine now... Just got freaked out by the yelling, screaming and profanities yelled at that moment and right afterwards.
Number 3, the GF got mad at me that I also scared the dog and made her pee on the carpet... Thank god she wasn't on my foot or I would have been in the hospital from the GF for hurting our dog. I do however have a charlie horse on my arm from her slugging me.
My brother was in a bar in South Bend after the ND game (he's a Domer alum.) A couple of jagoff clone fans were cheering against Iowa...he asked them why in the hell Iowans were rooting for a Michigan State team. They said because of all of those damn Hawkeye fans from Des Moines.
He informed them that he was one of those damn Hawkeye fans from Des Moines and informed them what a couple of pathetic losers they were.
Good stuff coming from a highly-respected doctor.
FWIW, he told me that my gag reflex was completely normal under the circumstances.
Was anyone else able to sleep Sat. nite?