I got busted today, just got home from jail

My buddies down at Herb and Lou's couldnt believe it, I'm usually pretty mild mannered. Well, yea, it was a lady cop who got in my face but took 3 dudes to cuff and stuff me. Paco was a little inebrievated and I'm not sure he knew what was going on. The big bummer is the warrent out for me, which I believe was the cops motive, not the barley pop.

Ya Ya Ya, I ain't no gangsta felon, just a little behind on child support. The kid ain't mine but they expect me to pay
 
I'm totally with JDM on this - it has to be a farcical post.
In fact, I smell BTR/OK4P behind it. (Didn't "HappyChef" once refer to a buddy named "Paco"??)

But y'all keep posting serious responses - they're kinda funny too!
:)
 
My buddies down at Herb and Lou's couldnt believe it, I'm usually pretty mild mannered. Well, yea, it was a lady cop who got in my face but took 3 dudes to cuff and stuff me. Paco was a little inebrievated and I'm not sure he knew what was going on. The big bummer is the warrent out for me, which I believe was the cops motive, not the barley pop.

Ya Ya Ya, I ain't no gangsta felon, just a little behind on child support. The kid ain't mine but they expect me to pay

uh, ok. just jumped the shark.
 
You are no fun. I was gonna let him keep going ;) I am looking at the daily police log and nothing matches his description at the location.

you were right anyway. the guy is probably a clown....or the guy making the gum chewing accusations.....both ways, clown.
 
John Miller, I was arrested by university police, not the IC men in blue. I am not privy to any police reports, guess you might say I was a little tied up today for awhile.

Johnson Co. does need a new jail. The Cedar Co. jail is quaint, the Johnson Co. pokie is like a little Angola Louisiana prison. Dark, dirty and some really freaky dudes in the drunk tank
 
Probly not a clone fan..the Herb and Lou's reference is West Branch...my hometown.

So it winds up being an attempt at humor. Reading it that way, I can get a chuckle. But didn't believe it for a second.
 
John Miller, I was arrested by university police, not the IC men in blue. I am not privy to any police reports, guess you might say I was a little tied up today for awhile.

Johnson Co. does need a new jail. The Cedar Co. jail is quaint, the Johnson Co. pokie is like a little Angola Louisiana prison. Dark, dirty and some really freaky dudes in the drunk tank

LOL
 
My buddies down at Herb and Lou's couldnt believe it, I'm usually pretty mild mannered. Well, yea, it was a lady cop who got in my face but took 3 dudes to cuff and stuff me. Paco was a little inebrievated and I'm not sure he knew what was going on. The big bummer is the warrent out for me, which I believe was the cops motive, not the barley pop.

Ya Ya Ya, I ain't no gangsta felon, just a little behind on child support. The kid ain't mine but they expect me to pay

Good thing your mom had the coin to get you bailed, bro. Next time tell Paco to keep the brew in his fanny pack until it's go time. I suggest you threaten him with beer bong races.

Anyway, you should sue them for these bogus accusations! Those cops should be charged with obstruction of awesome and a failure to party.
 
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John Miller, I was arrested by university police, not the IC men in blue. I am not privy to any police reports, guess you might say I was a little tied up today for awhile.

Johnson Co. does need a new jail. The Cedar Co. jail is quaint, the Johnson Co. pokie is like a little Angola Louisiana prison. Dark, dirty and some really freaky dudes in the drunk tank

did they have the big ten network alt channel rolling for you? how'd you look in orange?

you never did answer the question about charge and street.
 
Probly not a clone fan..the Herb and Lou's reference is West Branch...my hometown.

So it winds up being an attempt at humor. Reading it that way, I can get a chuckle. But didn't believe it for a second.

with that billboard over in CR, the clown fandome in eastern IA probably jumped a few pegs.....
 
public intox, resisting arrest, open container plus the bogus child support.

are the police reports online or does Jon Miller have a bat phone like Commisioner Gordon and can get updated cheat sheets from Sheriff Lonny Pulkrabek?

I guess those againt me agree with with the new commie laws laid down by sally and gary. Hell no I won't be donating a big wad next season for one of those elite box seats and speakin of the elites, I bet the rich boys were drinking many a barley pop high above the common spectators during the game today, these guys are LAUGHING AT YOU, you have to sit on a butt aching metal seat while theyre big rear ends sink into a cushy air chair, opening up a Bud Light and chuckling and laughing with Barta and probably the new basketball coach.

I still say GO hawks, just dont GO to the games
 
Minding my own business, sipping a cold one while strolling down Melrose. Cop comes up to me and gives me choice of dumping beer or a trip downtown. Well, I dumped the beer and was let go to head to game.

My buddy Paco hands me another cold one he had tucked away in his hip bag. I figured that I couldn't get busted twice, right? Lightning don't strike in same spot twice. Well, after cracking the top guess what...the same Mr. Cop was in my face. He proceeded to arrest me for open container and public intox. I told him it's a free country and I have a right to enjoy a beer. Mr. Cop didn't like my beligerence and attempts to cuff and stuff me. Well, it takes more then one cop to take me down! Took 3 of those dudes, those SOB's pounded me to the pavement and also busted Paco.

I guess it must of been quite a scene for the lookie lou's on Melrose as the fuzz dragged me and Paco to a squad car. Got thrown into the drunk tank at the Johnson County jail and called my mom to bail us out. Sounds like, along with the charges, we will be banned from being on Univiersity property. I guess there was a warrant out for me on some other phony charges, I just wonder if somebody recognized me and reported me to the cops on Melrose and the beer charges were just a ruse to approach me and apprhend me

I just got home and am prepared to sue President Mason, Gary Barta and the Iowa athletic department for my troubles. I want to be reimbursed or the tickets to the game which we ddin't get to see, for the public embarrsment and police brutality. Sorry for the rant guys, I always like lurking Hawkeyenation and just need to have some of my hawkeye brothers to have my back.

Contact the University and have them repeal this bogus new alcohol rules NOW!!! Better yet, let's boycott all the home games, we'll see how the U. likes an empty stadium on Saturdays. HOw would you like trumped up charges put on you?
I'm sure the cops didn't have their eyes on the only Mexican tailgating!
 
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