MelroseHawkins
Well-Known Member
Man looking for wife in 2017
I am a portly man of 37yrs of age in Lost Nation, Iowa, advertising for
lovely woman to call my wife. My hair is thinning on top but still quite
bully on the sides. I’m divorced twice and father of two, with two different
women. I have a good set of teeth of all but 8, most likely due to my
previous stint with meth, which I am three years clean now. I work hard
so not much around for my boys, so that I can pay a ridiculous amount
in child support and alimony. I believe in Tom Brady, the Pledge of
Allegiance (not in public school of course) and open borders to all who can
make it here. I take up state in a duplex on a massive ¼ acre of land that I
share with my duplex neighbor Ronny. He doesn’t like me to grill after 9:30 p.m.
as he says the smell goes right into his bedroom window. My garden is
weedy but still produces some tasty vegetables. I have two Rotweilers and
a wiener dog. The wiener dog is a complete tool and does not do well with
others. I’m on the Sex Registry but hopefully will get off that in 2 ½ years, as
long as I stay off the internet. I want to get married to a non-bitchy woman.
I want to buy breast implants, skanky lingerie, bread, beer, milk and
Valtrex, when needed for someone of female persuasion during life. Thats
what is important to me. Help me do that!
I am a portly man of 37yrs of age in Lost Nation, Iowa, advertising for
lovely woman to call my wife. My hair is thinning on top but still quite
bully on the sides. I’m divorced twice and father of two, with two different
women. I have a good set of teeth of all but 8, most likely due to my
previous stint with meth, which I am three years clean now. I work hard
so not much around for my boys, so that I can pay a ridiculous amount
in child support and alimony. I believe in Tom Brady, the Pledge of
Allegiance (not in public school of course) and open borders to all who can
make it here. I take up state in a duplex on a massive ¼ acre of land that I
share with my duplex neighbor Ronny. He doesn’t like me to grill after 9:30 p.m.
as he says the smell goes right into his bedroom window. My garden is
weedy but still produces some tasty vegetables. I have two Rotweilers and
a wiener dog. The wiener dog is a complete tool and does not do well with
others. I’m on the Sex Registry but hopefully will get off that in 2 ½ years, as
long as I stay off the internet. I want to get married to a non-bitchy woman.
I want to buy breast implants, skanky lingerie, bread, beer, milk and
Valtrex, when needed for someone of female persuasion during life. Thats
what is important to me. Help me do that!