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Sirhouseman

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Smartest man alive? But not smart enough not to get banned on a message board.
 
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Hawknick's comet-like appearance on this board was to serve as our alter ego. It took this season to bring it out. He wasn't prescient. He was just voicing what we wanted to believe, but couldn't muster the confidence to say, lest we be laughed off the stage and cast a fool. We just didn't know it at the time. We never do.
 
I went back into the archives and found Hawknick's predictions posted on 8/18:

Iowa 27-10 ill st
Iowa 34-6 clowns
Iowa 28-17 pitt
Iowa 41-0 n. Texas
Iowa 19-16 bad-gers
Iowa 52-24 Ill
Iowa 45-14 mildcats
Iowa 37-7 Maryland
Iowa 38-20 Indiana
Iowa 27-13 goofers
Iowa 20-6 Purdont
Iowa 35-27 Nebby
 
I went back into the archives and found Hawknick's predictions posted on 8/18:

Iowa 27-10 ill st 31-14
Iowa 34-6 clowns 31-17
Iowa 28-17 pitt 27-24
Iowa 41-0 n. Texas 62-16
Iowa 19-16 bad-gers 10-6
Iowa 52-24 Ill 29-20
Iowa 45-14 mildcats 40-10
Iowa 37-7 Maryland 31-15
Iowa 38-20 Indiana 35-27
Iowa 27-13 goofers 40-35
Iowa 20-6 Purdont 40-20
Iowa 35-27 Nebby 28-20

Actual scores in bold.
 
I went back into the archives and found Hawknick's predictions posted on 8/18:

Iowa 27-10 ill st
Iowa 34-6 clowns
Iowa 28-17 pitt
Iowa 41-0 n. Texas
Iowa 19-16 bad-gers
Iowa 52-24 Ill
Iowa 45-14 mildcats
Iowa 37-7 Maryland
Iowa 38-20 Indiana
Iowa 27-13 goofers
Iowa 20-6 Purdont
Iowa 35-27 Nebby

Absolutely hilarious how close he was
 
Let me see if his shtick actually works....I'm predicting early that my Dallas Cowboys are going 16-0 next year with a new coach replacing Garrett Top.
 
Hawknick's very,very,very great grandfather was this man
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Nostradamus
 
Imagine that yet another Hawknick thread.. lmao!


Also remember that every single player on Iowa's roster could get drafted in the NFL. Fact is he mocked us and some of you have fallen for it.. A good reason why he was banned..
 
Imagine that yet another Hawknick thread.. lmao!


Also remember that every single player on Iowa's roster could get drafted in the NFL. Fact is he mocked us and some of you have fallen for it.. A good reason why he was banned..

Oh, so the guy is only correct 1/2 the time and you wanna ban him.....:p
 
Think how he feels. He was trolling us saying things like Chris Doyle really has the young guys on the line adding tons of muscle and they will dominate etc. knowing he was just stoking us, then ironically it all comes to fruition. Maybe it was Karma getting him back. Maybe our success was the punishment he got for trolling us. What is going thru his mind wherever he lives? He's probably like "Holy crap, what did I do?".
 
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