Fire O'Keefe

[DJL]

60% of the time it works every time

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I just got an iPad. Really. Not wood.

 

[FabFew]

60% of the time it works every time

Old is going to kick your azz for that. Cracked me up when I read his post today but seeing this I am sitting in a puddle of urine now, thanks..

 

[HawkfaninWA]

Why don't the students stay for the whole game? Don't they realize how good they have it?

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I just got an iPad. Really. Not wood.

I have wood. Not an ipad.

 

[Billso]

I am growing tired of OK4P's antics.

Just not a fan.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I am growing tired of OK4P's antics.

Just not a fan.

But....I thought you liked corn?

 

[olddude]

Old is going to kick your azz for that. Cracked me up when I read his post today but seeing this I am sitting in a puddle of urine now, thanks..

Yeah DJL, now I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

 

[hawkeyescott]

What is the stone cold upset or lead pipe lock for the first week?

 

[DJL]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a Big Deal.
People know me

Sorry Old...

 

[olddude]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a Big Deal.
People know me

Sorry Old...

Really DJL well, I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

that's what she said

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!

 

[34spoonz]

He has been declared academically ineligible at Iowa Western...what a joke!

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!

No brainer
F my wife
Kill barbara walters
Marry oprah (she's loaded)

 

[olddude]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!

First things first: WHERE'S YOUR *******? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/

 

[Knight78]

Anybody recommend a good snowblower?

My high school track coach.... we called him "The Snowblower".

 

[Knight78]

What's our first play Saturday?

Stretch play left.... (well, maybe a kickoff?)

 

[Billso]

Stretch play left....

That's the obvious move, so our opponent will prepare for the pass, which means we'll fool them with... stretch play left!

Brilliant. I just hope their coach doesn't read this message board.

 

[EddyP]

Bump.

Just moving to the front page for today to save someone the time of re-posting. Carry on.