ThunderHawk
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AIRBHG's demon spawn AIOLHG and AIDLHG are here full of bad intentions and voracious appetites.
Drew Ott scooter accident!
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ThunderHawk
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if nothing else, just strap the football helmet on!
Now that's a surefire way to get pulled over by ICPD if I ever heard one. Might as well just drive up and to them an assume the position.
I'd be all for a team rule saying they have to wear a helmet.... Kinda surprised after the Josh K deal they didn't make one... Parking in every college town pretty much sucks. They want to charge kids an arm and a leg to park and fine em when they do it illegally.... Only the SEC kids on scholly can afford to do that... Why don't they include free parking for the kids with their schollys. If they can afford to feed em 24-7 then surely parking can be given. Just give em a tag for their windows like the professors get.
I've got a better idea. Why don't we give all football players a designated parking pass somewhere centrally located on campus (maybe near the library) or even at Kinnick for their CARS. Take 85 spots away from some low level professors like the guy last week complaining about the pink locker room.
ICHawk24
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Right, giving parking spots to football players over professors surely makes sense. That would be nothing like loss of institutional control.
Yea that would be about as bad as wearing fubu.
Well a 150 lb. professor would look more natural on a scooter than a 300 lb. lineman. Sarcasm alert
ThunderHawk
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How about we follow the SEC and Urban Meyer protocol and just have the club-seated boosters purchase the players some choice rigs.
SamBrownlee48
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I propose 3 rule changes:
1. Players have to wear their helmets while driving. This will not only protect them, but also put drivers on notice that there is a Hawkeye on the road.
2. Now that drivers can see this is a hawkeye the road, they should be required to pull over similar to an emergency vehicle.
3. Players on mopeds are excepted from enforcement of traffic laws by ICPD and UIPD. For all other drivers, hitting or in otherwise injurying one is a strict liability crime subject to jail and/or fine.
1. Players have to wear their helmets while driving. This will not only protect them, but also put drivers on notice that there is a Hawkeye on the road.
2. Now that drivers can see this is a hawkeye the road, they should be required to pull over similar to an emergency vehicle.
3. Players on mopeds are excepted from enforcement of traffic laws by ICPD and UIPD. For all other drivers, hitting or in otherwise injurying one is a strict liability crime subject to jail and/or fine.
