Does Rudock stay?

GhostofBTT said:
No, I compared Rudock's football abilities to Picasso's ability to dream. Picasso's imagination was limited by his hands, which are not able to do what Rudock's can. If it were allowed, Rudock could start for 15 NFL teams tomorrow. FACT.
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This is sarcasm right? If it's not, you are the either the most optimistic person ever, or the most delusional.
 
DJL said:
This is sarcasm right? If it's not, you are the either the most optimistic person ever, or the most delusional.
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I just received an email from a friend of mine who is an NFL scout this morning. I won't give any specifics, but the team he works for rhythms with "Blue Morlains Taints", and they are having trouble concealing their chubs when the opportunity to draft Rudock to replace their current QB, we'll call him "Grew Please".

Obviously, I can't divulge my super-secret and totally legitimate sources, but I will point out they have been right about the Giants winning the Super Bowl, the end of the lockout, and the death of Kim Jong-Il. They are never wrong(if you follow my posts, you would know this), and they say Rudock will make Andrew Luck look like an Italian woman's mustache. I mean, he was the best QB in the state of Florida. What else do you need to know?
 
GhostofBTT said:
I just received an email from a friend of mine who is an NFL scout this morning. I won't give any specifics, but the team he works for rhythms with "Blue Morlains Taints", and they are having trouble concealing their chubs when the opportunity to draft Rudock to replace their current QB, we'll call him "Grew Please".

Obviously, I can't divulge my super-secret and totally legitimate sources, but I will point out they have been right about the Giants winning the Super Bowl, the end of the lockout, and the death of Kim Jong-Il. They are never wrong(if you follow my posts, you would know this), and they say Rudock will make Andrew Luck look like an Italian woman's mustache. I mean, he was the best QB in the state of Florida. What else do you need to know?
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I need to know if he was recruited by Valor Christian. That's what.
 
GhostofBTT said:
I just received an email from a friend of mine who is an NFL scout this morning. I won't give any specifics, but the team he works for rhythms with "Blue Morlains Taints", and they are having trouble concealing their chubs when the opportunity to draft Rudock to replace their current QB, we'll call him "Grew Please".

Obviously, I can't divulge my super-secret and totally legitimate sources, but I will point out they have been right about the Giants winning the Super Bowl, the end of the lockout, and the death of Kim Jong-Il. They are never wrong(if you follow my posts, you would know this), and they say Rudock will make Andrew Luck look like an Italian woman's mustache. I mean, he was the best QB in the state of Florida. What else do you need to know?
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I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Your genius is apparent oh wise one. I will pay closer attention in the future.
 
hogeye said:
This is true, any old guy posting on HN with relatives there and other similar states that have the inside scoop know this.
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From what I understand, he doesn't even need to look at a website to know that the talent sucks. He just KNOWS. He's hooked up, yo.
 
GhostofBTT said:
No, I compared Rudock's football abilities to Picasso's ability to dream. Picasso's imagination was limited by his hands, which are not able to do what Rudock's can. If it were allowed, Rudock could start for 15 NFL teams tomorrow. FACT.
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You're not being serious. Right?
 
hogeye said:
Of course he isn't being serious, the number of NFL teams if probably closer to 20.
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It is difficult to say. Every NFL team wants him. Some of them just want to groom him as a successor to their current QB (like the Blue Morelans Taints, I was talking about). Others want him to rebuild a franchise, while others see him as an upgrade to what they have now. You mean to tell me the Texans or Ravens wouldn't have gone farther if they had a Jake Rudock on their team?
 
If you've been on this board for any length of time you should have a heightened sense of sarcasm and I can't believe how gullible some of you are.
 
Listen, Smartypants, I understand the point you're trying to interject, but the guy is posting with the avatar of a pasty white kid with an afro and tinted goggles...so, it's not like there isn't any reason to take him completely seriously.
 
truehawk said:
If you've been on this board for any length of time you should have a heightened sense of sarcasm and I can't believe how gullible some of you are.
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Really? Coming from the guy who thinks Cody Zeller and Tyler Zeller are two different people? How common of a name do you think Zeller is?
 
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