Cornerback Manny Rugamba Leaving Iowa Program

Wrong 2x but thats normal. Here is whatcI read.

Dear Manny,

I hate you.

Love,

Uncle PH

Which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack.

Mr. HawkGold, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
Which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack.

Mr. HawkGold, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
You could have at least waited a few months before you copied my use of that quote, you dolt.
 
Which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack.

Mr. HawkGold, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Did you get an A in Rhetoric?
 
Which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack.

Mr. HawkGold, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Waterboy and Billy Madison quotes in the same post!
You could have at least waited a few months before you copied my use of that quote, you dolt.
Cmon man not like you using it was original :)
 
Waterboy and Billy Madison quotes in the same post!

Cmon man not like you using it was original :)
Haha, I just want to see one of @proudhawkfan21 ’s 1,000 word posts that he spends hours on yelling at me. Just watch for it.

It’ll take a couple weeks, he says he only checks in periodically but he really sends them to @HuckFinn for proofing and approval.
 
I was hosting an Instagram Live show with some other big time social media influencers and we all agreed that this will affect the depth of the Iowa secondary this season.
 
You still suck at this.

Dear FryImposter. You are a disgrace to the legend of the man you try to emmulate. The legend was plain speaking. The legend was anything but cynical, the trait that drips from your being and flows rivers from your bowels. May the football gods be merciless on your soul. Repent and sin no more and maybe the football gods will drip drops of luke warm water while you fry in football legend hell.
 
You could have at least waited a few months before you copied my use of that quote, you dolt.
Lol get over yourself. Does your dad own a Lamborghini factory too? I once thought about boobies. Next time ill annotate the possibility that youve ever seen boobies. It will be a stretch, but the internet probably counts.
 
Dear FryImposter. You are a disgrace to the legend of the man you try to emmulate. The legend was plain speaking. The legend was anything but cynical, the trait that drips from your being and flows rivers from your bowels. May the football gods be merciless on your soul. Repent and sin no more and maybe the football gods will drip drops of luke warm water while you fry in football legend hell.
I dont prefer his 5th grade style of picking fights, name-calling and general non-adult behavior, not to mention the fact that he probably doesnt have a soul and most obviously suffers from little man's disease....but isnt this a little heavy handed? Lol
 
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