clowns Getting Clowned By K-State, CryFan Melting Down

[STLhawkeye20]

Iowa State is such a joke. Hyped up as possibly the best season in decades and the best they can muster is an average 7-5 in a pathetic conference. Their program gained a bit of momentum (not hard when you're that bad) and the ISU fanbase got cocky. Hope Campbell leaves them in the dust after the who cares bowl in Memphis.

 

[Northside Hawk]

Thats ok... i have been working your mom the last 2 hours....just gave her cab fare so she can make it back to your single wide to cook you breakfast in the morning....

Yes, the old mother/girlfriend comeback.

That the best you can do? You keep going back to variations of it time and time again. You're a one trick pony. Enjoy your Liberty or Independence Bowl in forty degree weather in a half filled stadium.

 

[Northside Hawk]

The yellow banana uniforms iowa wore earlier this season were fricking cool.......looks like a bunch of mustard bottles out there getting their asses handed to them.... but thats ok..... as iowa will always be in the middle of the big 10 as long as ferentz has barta licking his ass.

Iowa State would be in the bottom third of the big 10. Consistently.

 

[DenverHawk94]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

I always find it cute when Baby Bro finds a few spent drinks.

I hope you didn't throw up in your parent's Porsche.

 

[99topdawg]

Well hell, must suck for clone fans to have lost to a “mustard bottle” in their own place...

I got this picture from @CycloneUniforms on twitter. Yes, that's really a thing. But, when it's all you've got...

 

[Jonrn]

There was already an Iowa sighting in this game. The announcer said, "K-State is one of the few teams running a pro-style offense...other than Iowa." I bet Clown fan loved that.

I didn’t watch the game, but I hope somewhere in the stadium there were one or two people wearing Iowa gear or hats. For some reason that is a massive trigger for clone fans.

 

[deanvogs]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

You are bragging about finishing 3rd in that shit stain of a conference? HAHAHAHA. So ISU finished 7-5 in a horrible conference, while Iowa finished 9-3 in a tough as shit conference. Pretty sure I'm not jealous. #Trusttheprocess HAHAHAHA

 

[uihawk82]

Iowa State is such a joke. Hyped up as possibly the best season in decades and the best they can muster is an average 7-5 in a pathetic conference. Their program gained a bit of momentum (not hard when you're that bad) and the ISU fanbase got cocky. Hope Campbell leaves them in the dust after the who cares bowl in Memphis.

Hey STLhawkeye, 7-5 for ISU is not average, it is above avg for them as I bet their avg over the last 20 years is more like 5-7. This was a bang up good year for them. Actually they have a good team this year but historically they are not even close to average, just got to lay it out there for all their fans.

 

[Northside Hawk]

I didn’t watch the game, but I hope somewhere in the stadium there were one or two people wearing Iowa gear or hats. For some reason that is a massive trigger for clone fans.

Playing at Kansas State has definitely been Campbell's kryptonite. Remember the ending from two years ago, winning on the final play?

And of course he's yet to beat Iowa.

 

[Fryowa]

You are bragging about finishing 3rd in that shit stain of a conference? HAHAHAHA. So ISU finished 7-5 in a horrible conference, while Iowa finished 9-3 in a tough as shit conference. Pretty sure I'm not jealous. #Trusttheprocess HAHAHAHA

ISU is 5th, not 3rd

 

[NEIChawk]

Well, Scott must be at church, or slopping the hogs

 

[blubberhawk]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

You must have ran out of fingers. Oklahoma, Baylor, Okie State and K-state all ahead of ISU based on head to head.
I believe that would make them 5th in a PISS POOR CONFERENCE. Big 12 may only have two ranked teams by Monday. Nebraska is lamenting the day they decided to join the BIG. They would still be relevant in the 7 on 7 touch football league that is currently the Big 12. Instead, they continue to be the laughing stock of the BIG. (and Scott Frost and Matt Campbell continue to be the most overpaid coaches in the country.) Sign them both for another 10 years!

 

[cincyhawk]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

Those 5 losses must be really promising. How's it feel that death penalty Baylor plays your game better than you?