clowns Getting Clowned By K-State, CryFan Melting Down

[scott50322a]

You butthurt, Scotty? Little brother mad?

You play in a JV conference and still puff your chest about 7 wins lol. Ask your nebraska brothers what it’s like playing in a big boy conference and see what they say.

But yeah...you just keep changing uniforms every week and hopefully it’ll help. Your dorks look like Oregon fucked USC and made a...dare I say...little brother.

You guys do have awesome water over there in Ames, though. I’ll give ya that.

The yellow banana uniforms iowa wore earlier this season were fricking cool.......looks like a bunch of mustard bottles out there getting their asses handed to them.... but thats ok..... as iowa will always be in the middle of the big 10 as long as ferentz has barta licking his ass.

 

[scott50322a]

Jesus dude you can do better than that. Put some fucking effort into it. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Thats exactly what i said to your mom...she just laid there like a dead fish

 

[Stanzi]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

You finished 5th in your conference dumbass.

 

[Fryowa]

Thats exactly what i said to your mom...she just laid there like a dead fish

Well she’s dead, so...

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Well she’s dead, so...

Sounds like the kind of choice he'd make. (with no disrespect to your Mother)

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Zach Twedt flips to Iowa

..and the weekend is complete

 

[Fryowa]

Sounds like the kind of choice he'd make. (with no disrespect to your Mother)

Mom jokes are the white trash equivalent to “I’m rubber you’re glue.”

I appreciate the shit out of black comedy if it’s done well, this idiot isn’t even trying.

 

[Fryowa]

..and the weekend is complete

Just saw that on Twitter

 

[scott50322a]

You finished 5th in your conference dumbass.

Wow...math has never been your strength, has it? Explain how iowa state finishes 5th in their conference when they have the third best conference record?

Moron

You finished 5th in your conference dumbass.

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

Wow...sure alot of closet cyclones fans here on this message board....why are you all watching the cyclones finish third in their conference, while the hawks finish 5th in their conference. The jealousy is amazing here......

We're Iowa proud. Try holding up your end.

 

[Stanzi]

Wow...math has never been your strength, has it? Explain how iowa state finishes 5th in their conference when they have the third best conference record?

Moron

Last time I checked you guys lost to Okie State and Kansas State.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Wow...math has never been your strength, has it? Explain how iowa state finishes 5th in their conference when they have the third best conference record?

Moron

Holy F, how many generations of incest does it take to produce a specimen this retarded? Let me guess, you grew up in Nebraska? You do realize there are three other teams in your shit conference with the same conference record as your clowns, don’t you?

 

[Fryowa]

Last time I checked you guys lost to Okie State and Kansas State.

Holy F, how many generations of incest does it take to produce a specimen this retarded? Let me guess, you grew up in Nebraska? You do realize there are three other teams in your shit conference with the same conference record as your clowns, don’t you?

Nice job guys. Now you went and chased him off so I can’t make fun of him anymore.

You’re killin me, Smalls

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Last time I checked you guys lost to Okie State and Kansas State.

Which would be math plus logic. LOGIC...is where you lose a clone. Every time.

 

[HawkeyeWalker]

Holy F, how many generations of incest does it take to produce a specimen this retarded? Let me guess, you grew up in Nebraska? You do realize there are three other teams in your shit conference with the same conference record as your clowns, don’t you?

No no no. Congrats to them for finishing "3rd" in their conference...at....7....and....5.

Yikes.

 

[Fryowa]

Which would be math plus logic. LOGIC...is where you lose a clone. Every time.

60 percent of the time, it works every time.

 

[Fryowa]

@scott50322a is calling all his buddies for confirmation of the whole conference standings thing. And asking if they have any yo mama jokes he can borrow.

Maybe Jacob Park can help you with the math. I heard he’s getting a lot of arithmetic workouts trying to fit 6 child support garnishments into a Hardee’s paycheck while keeping room for Skoal Bandits in the budget.

 

[Scott Leclair]

The yellow banana uniforms iowa wore earlier this season were fricking cool.......looks like a bunch of mustard bottles out there getting their asses handed to them.... but thats ok..... as iowa will always be in the middle of the big 10 as long as ferentz has barta licking his ass.

Well hell, must suck for clone fans to have lost to a “mustard bottle” in their own place...

Thats ok... i have been working your mom the last 2 hours....just gave her cab fare so she can make it back to your single wide to cook you breakfast in the morning....[/QUOTE

Well she’s dead, so...

2 “I did your mom slams” and a “banana,mustard uniform”slam. What’s next? See how long you can hold tour breath!! This chick must be 12!

 

[spliff45]

Miracle fumble recovery against UNI and Texas offsides from being 5-7....

 

[uihawk82]

This is some funny stuff. Technically ISU did tie for third in the conference but what a lame confernece